How many ways can we torture Biscuit Bill??!!?
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Quite funny? QUITE FUNNY? You lowlifes should be glad to just bathe in the glow of your new deity. Oh for torturing me? I've always fancied being put in a car, being driven at a small wall at high speed, then when it hits, I go through the windscreen into a field full of cheesegraters. If there's anything left, feed it to the dog.
not enough for me
eat him after uv eaten his mate Danny Doughnut
Dunk him in my tea!
Many, but think about it, he is quite funny, we need him to brighten up the day.
whose biscuit bill?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/torture.
Try that link on torture,that will give you ideas.
Many ways, and I'm sure he'd love all of them.
Watch it Kitten. He has eyes everywhere.
I'm sure he'll be very pleased at your attention.
Go with the nipple clamps.
He'll purr like a kitten.
Well, it used to purr.
You just lock him in a room full of scousers and Americans and make him listen to the never-ending senseless drivel until his ears start bleeding! Of course I can't guarantee that all of the scousers/yanks will come out of that room alive!
Why don't you just leave him alone you sickos. You need to see a psychiatrist or something. Biscuit Bill is actually very sensitve and is probably crying RIGHT NOW. See, you nasty, twisted psychos.
Reported.
A little known fact about Mr Biscuit is that he goes to pieces when dipped in tea.
. or when twatted over the head with a shovel.
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