What should I have for dinner?

I've got the following items: Lime Pickle, Lemon Curd, 3 Jaffa Cakes, Some Shrivelled Mint, An Onion, 2 Birds Eye Potato Waffles, The Wax Case From A Mini Babybel, Branson Pickle, Parmasan, Half A Red Pepper, Shreddies, 6 Cans Of Carlsberg, Some Advocaat, Rice, Tin Of Chickpeas, Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle.

Ready, Steady, Cook.

Answers:
Talk about a banquet, you're making me hungry.
Well for starters have Babybell Wax Case served with Branston on a bed of Shreddies, Lemon Curd and Chickpeas, all topped off with a drizzle of Carlsberg.
For your main course Pot Noodle with the Shrivelled Mint to make it look fancy like. For some volume add Rice and for kick add Carlsberg. Wash it down with.Carlsberg.
This should be followed up with Waffles topped with crumbled Jaffa Cakes on a bed of melted, gooey Parmesan with cubes of Red Pepper melted in. If your not being fancy (fat chance with that posh menu) then throw in the Lemon Pickle and Advocaate. Needless to say that should be followed by yet more Carlsberg.

Bon Appetite.
how about some bacon
ORDER A PIZZA
Order a pizza.
with those choices go out to eat!
Ewww.you call that food?.
How bout make some lasagnas.
Shreddies and carlsberg, sounds the best to me?
bacon
Eat the beer.
Courgette frittata. Obviously.
pot noodle and the 6 cans
6 Cans Of Carlsberg, Some Advocaat, Rice, Tin Of Chickpeas, Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle.
eat the pickle
chicken pot noodle followed by lager yummy!!!
How about cooking up some rice and putting chopped onion and pepper in it, with a side of chickpeas, and lemon curd for dessert. Sorry that it's not the greatest, but I am not familiar with many items you have listed.
Pot Noodle. Brilliant.
dinner at 8.35pm?
nothing else matter
how about some crispy bacon, I think Id rather eat myself then pick something from the items you have at home.
this is what is in u're fridge?
well I don't know, u'll make something, u've got plenty of food to choice from..
The Pot Noodle and the lager.

Sorted.
rice.
get a kebbab
Boil chicken and mushroom noodle until soft, drain water. Saute the half of red pepper and add to noodles. Top with parm. chz the feed it to your next house guest.
You should stuff the lime pickle, lemon curd, mint, branston and onion into the babybell case and have a weird type of scotch egg. Followed by shreddies and advocaat. Then for pudding dip your 2 potato waffles into a nice big bowl of carlsberg. thats probably the best meal you can have with those ingredients in the world. Personally I'd bin the lot and go to a restaraunt.
throw it all in a pot and see what the result is. or order a chinese!
I concur. Pizza. Bon appetit!

PS I won't be raiding your fridge.
sod cooking take a take away i b round in twenty minutes..
bloody 'ell, you must be in Britain.
drink the 6 Cans Of Carlsberg who needs food
If you really want to cook somethin' with those ingredients, here goes! Cook some rice, chop the half a red pepper and onion and throw into a frying pan with chick peas and bring to a simmer then throw it onto the rice and enjoy with a cold can of carlsberg!

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