Just about to head down to the off licence to get some corona and a pack of fags, does anybody want anything?
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A packet of fags for me too please and a couple of limes to go in the coronas, God i have'nt had corona for years, i'll be round in about half an hour, i'll pay you back then!!!!!!!!
yeah, bring me back a yoohoo.thanks
i would like a ginger nut
yeah, if you could get me some chips and salsa, I'll pay you back
Oh your a lifesaver, please could you get me a bottle of white wine, thanks love.
A Diet Coke would be great, Diet Cherry Coke if they have it.
Thanks!
some cheddar sun chips and a Dr. pepper please. oh and since you are there rob the place and give me the money thanks.
Yeah, i,ll ave the till contents, lol
are you paying ?
pleeeeeeeeeeeeease - i think southern comfort would be good - i'll give you the money when you get back. thanx hun xx
20 marlboro reds and a few cans of wife beater please.
yea i could use some beers
wait--i'll drive
Yes please - can you get me a bottle of Polish Vodka - Zubrovka - it has a blade of grass in it which gives it a vanillary flavour and it's the favourite grass of the European Bison.
Oh and a large packet of pistacho nuts and a bottle of lemonade to mix with the Vodka. Thanks chuck. I'll pop round later to pay you.
Naw I'm fine, thanks for asking though. Got me a h-u-g-e box o' wine earlier today - going down rather nicely..
Yeah, a pack of gummy coke bottles, a bottle of water, and a pack of gum.
mind how you go now
I'll have a bag of prawn cocktail crisps and a couple of cans of Fosters please.
I'll take it all
'The nights taking's and your number darling'
Well that was the pretty customers answer yesterday ;-)
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