How come when I have 2 pints at dinner I spend the rest of the afternoon taking a piss.?

yet if I go out at night I can comfortably sink 8 pints and not go for a piss for hours? Mind you I do piss the bed when I get home!

Answers:
weak bladder see your doctor
well if you did not have a wee you would drown.
whimp
You might have a drinking problem at night. How much of that eight pints is actually making it into your mouth?
You just have to try not to 'break the seal'
haha you have some deep problems going on in your mind mate :).some think about the human nature and intellect..others, about pissing
Weak Bladder Buddy!
I'm glad I'm not paying your wages !!
Dont worry about the bed wetting thing, we all do it. My wife used to complain but I bought her one of those 'wet suits' that divers use and shes not moaning as much now, except she has to change the bed sheets every couple of months!
Hope this helps??
Lager (beer) does that as when ya drinkin it runs straight thru to the bladder an when ya body gets relaxed ie afternoons or the end of a night out ya bladder wont hold
Alcohol is a diuretic (like dandelions) that's why.
Ever heard the saying of 'totally bladdered'

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