Whats the dumbest thing someone you know has done.?
I once worked as a chef, and during a partically busy shift a new waitress came runnig into the kitchen and asked me what are buffalo wings? as a customer had inquired, being in a bit of a flippant mood i said they were actually wings from a buffalo, and explained that when they are born buffalo are so tiny they can fly small distances but as they grow they become to heavy to fly so the wings become redundant, by the time i looked up from what i was doing to see her reaction to my bullsh**t the eager waitress had run out the kitchen to inform her customers, we could hear them laughing from the other side of the restaurant. She did'nt live that one down for ages. Bless.
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When I was at college, one of my friends wondered what her hair would look like if she put a hole in it using the holepunch, she didn't realise until it was too late it wouldn't but instead she'd be left with short bits.
We were too busy in hysterics at her dippyness.
once due to truth or dare, this guy lit his nipples on fire,,, very DUMB
made me go to work, and make a living, unlike the rest of the unemployed who cant be bothered, i know this might not answer your question but I'm a bit pissed off cause I've got to go to work tomorrow (Monday)!!!
WARNING: Do not read if you are eating or are about to eat soon!
This guy that I worked with (also in a restaurant) "Andy" was notorious for being both dumb AND lazy. He cleaned the mens room and I looked it over. Well, there were still bits of crap on the toilet bowl, like when old people just blow up back there. Anyway, he tried to tell me it was just chips in the porcelien(sp?). So immediately I turned to go get a toothpick to show him that it was, indeed, crap. Before I could move, he REACHED HIS BARE THUMBNAIL DOWN AND SCRAPED IT UNDER HIS NAIL!! I cried from laughing so hard.
Same guy, different story, same place: a buddy of mine, myself and "Andy". In the urinals, there is a 'strainer' that also holds the toilet cake. We were instructed to change these out as they had been in there a great while. I was cleaning mirrors and my buddy was about to go into the stall. Out of the corner of my eye I see something above eye level moving. I turned around: Andy had grabbed the strainer from the urinal WITH NO GLOVES ON! There was goo and various slimes just slowly dripping down as he is clutching this with his bare hand. Again, laughter ensued!
My friend once decided that it would be a good idea to black out his teeth with a black marker pen for a laugh. He then realised that it woulnd't come off and he was like it for about three weeks!!
one of my work colleagues had to add his phone extension number to the company phone book so that other departments could contact him regarding work.
He added his home phone number down and his poor mum was inundated with phone calls regarding work, they kept asking for my colleague and his mum kept saying sorry hes not here hes at work.
my brother, spencer, when we were little, took a towel, put it between his legs (after a shower) and sang, "I'm from L.A.!! Putts-putts!" I have NO CLUE where he got that from.
another time, he was rolling on the floor and right when he said, "Mumumbo!", he farted..
Poured the milk into the sugar basin, got it sorted and then blow me down, I then poured the milk into the coffee jar. Never got to making a cup of coffee. Brain cells are leaving me at a rate of knots!
Hi it wasnt someone else it was me the other day, our kitchen draw is broke and its got a metal handle on it the length of the draw. and when the draw wouldnt go back in, i used the handle to lift if up and push it in, but a the day earlier i have pulled the handle and it came off. So i forgot and the other day i went in to get a glass out of the bottom cupboard the draw is of course above the cupboard i wanted to get in and i couldnt get if open, so as i bent down i had my hand on the handle and as i stood back up i pulled the handle forgetting it come of, so i pulled the draw up dead quick and the handle come of and smacked me right in the face and bust my lip the bruising is just comeing out and it is really sore, I wont be doing that again in a hurry. Bloody draws are a pain in the butt
Also the other day my bro was making a brew and the orange juice carton is the same colour as the milk carton. So of course he goes and pours the orange juice into his brew, after yelling an swearing he made another brew but he got the milk out of the fridge and put it on the side, next minute he was yelling and swearing again, he had put the milk carton next to the orange juice which is the same colour as the milk so instead if putting the milk in he had picked up the orange juice again so he had to make another brew. Also that day we had been painting and he my mum asked him to move some of his bits out of the way so he went to get bin bag from the draw he pulled them out and they all unraveled so he had to pick em all up and roll them again, we heard swearing and yelling again from upstairs, when he opend the bin bag it got stuck to the paint and wouldnt come of so he had to peel it of there fore getting paint all over him again.
It just wasnt his day.
thrown out the cassettes just because the stereo is broke.
lol@ the wings waitress.
Hooked up with my Ex.
A friend of mine once fell asleep on the train on the way to school. The train journey would typically be 8 minutes, and would be just one stop of the main-line from a small out-of-town station to the city centre. However, owing to a party the night before, and alcohol being involved, my friend awoke in the middle of the afternoon on an empty train carriage in a railway siding in Penzance, Cornwall, at the end of the line! Given that he was seventeen, he had no credit card, no money on him, no mobile phone, he had to blag his way back by throwing himself at the mercy of the station master - who phoned his parents!
Whil working in a restaurant, I had a guest ask me how one of the food items came. I responded, "Singly, in pairs, and by the dozen." She countered with (and I s*** you not), "How many's in a pair?"
yeah.put a question like yours on yahoo answers lol
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Answers:
When I was at college, one of my friends wondered what her hair would look like if she put a hole in it using the holepunch, she didn't realise until it was too late it wouldn't but instead she'd be left with short bits.
We were too busy in hysterics at her dippyness.
once due to truth or dare, this guy lit his nipples on fire,,, very DUMB
made me go to work, and make a living, unlike the rest of the unemployed who cant be bothered, i know this might not answer your question but I'm a bit pissed off cause I've got to go to work tomorrow (Monday)!!!
WARNING: Do not read if you are eating or are about to eat soon!
This guy that I worked with (also in a restaurant) "Andy" was notorious for being both dumb AND lazy. He cleaned the mens room and I looked it over. Well, there were still bits of crap on the toilet bowl, like when old people just blow up back there. Anyway, he tried to tell me it was just chips in the porcelien(sp?). So immediately I turned to go get a toothpick to show him that it was, indeed, crap. Before I could move, he REACHED HIS BARE THUMBNAIL DOWN AND SCRAPED IT UNDER HIS NAIL!! I cried from laughing so hard.
Same guy, different story, same place: a buddy of mine, myself and "Andy". In the urinals, there is a 'strainer' that also holds the toilet cake. We were instructed to change these out as they had been in there a great while. I was cleaning mirrors and my buddy was about to go into the stall. Out of the corner of my eye I see something above eye level moving. I turned around: Andy had grabbed the strainer from the urinal WITH NO GLOVES ON! There was goo and various slimes just slowly dripping down as he is clutching this with his bare hand. Again, laughter ensued!
My friend once decided that it would be a good idea to black out his teeth with a black marker pen for a laugh. He then realised that it woulnd't come off and he was like it for about three weeks!!
one of my work colleagues had to add his phone extension number to the company phone book so that other departments could contact him regarding work.
He added his home phone number down and his poor mum was inundated with phone calls regarding work, they kept asking for my colleague and his mum kept saying sorry hes not here hes at work.
my brother, spencer, when we were little, took a towel, put it between his legs (after a shower) and sang, "I'm from L.A.!! Putts-putts!" I have NO CLUE where he got that from.
another time, he was rolling on the floor and right when he said, "Mumumbo!", he farted..
Poured the milk into the sugar basin, got it sorted and then blow me down, I then poured the milk into the coffee jar. Never got to making a cup of coffee. Brain cells are leaving me at a rate of knots!
Hi it wasnt someone else it was me the other day, our kitchen draw is broke and its got a metal handle on it the length of the draw. and when the draw wouldnt go back in, i used the handle to lift if up and push it in, but a the day earlier i have pulled the handle and it came off. So i forgot and the other day i went in to get a glass out of the bottom cupboard the draw is of course above the cupboard i wanted to get in and i couldnt get if open, so as i bent down i had my hand on the handle and as i stood back up i pulled the handle forgetting it come of, so i pulled the draw up dead quick and the handle come of and smacked me right in the face and bust my lip the bruising is just comeing out and it is really sore, I wont be doing that again in a hurry. Bloody draws are a pain in the butt
Also the other day my bro was making a brew and the orange juice carton is the same colour as the milk carton. So of course he goes and pours the orange juice into his brew, after yelling an swearing he made another brew but he got the milk out of the fridge and put it on the side, next minute he was yelling and swearing again, he had put the milk carton next to the orange juice which is the same colour as the milk so instead if putting the milk in he had picked up the orange juice again so he had to make another brew. Also that day we had been painting and he my mum asked him to move some of his bits out of the way so he went to get bin bag from the draw he pulled them out and they all unraveled so he had to pick em all up and roll them again, we heard swearing and yelling again from upstairs, when he opend the bin bag it got stuck to the paint and wouldnt come of so he had to peel it of there fore getting paint all over him again.
It just wasnt his day.
thrown out the cassettes just because the stereo is broke.
lol@ the wings waitress.
Hooked up with my Ex.
A friend of mine once fell asleep on the train on the way to school. The train journey would typically be 8 minutes, and would be just one stop of the main-line from a small out-of-town station to the city centre. However, owing to a party the night before, and alcohol being involved, my friend awoke in the middle of the afternoon on an empty train carriage in a railway siding in Penzance, Cornwall, at the end of the line! Given that he was seventeen, he had no credit card, no money on him, no mobile phone, he had to blag his way back by throwing himself at the mercy of the station master - who phoned his parents!
Whil working in a restaurant, I had a guest ask me how one of the food items came. I responded, "Singly, in pairs, and by the dozen." She countered with (and I s*** you not), "How many's in a pair?"
yeah.put a question like yours on yahoo answers lol
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