How do you know if you've had enough beer ?
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keep a picture of the wife in your pocket, when she looks pretty, stop drinking. lol
when you can't walk anymore. Or lift another drink to your mouth.
when the cash runs out
when you think your farts smell nice
when the wife gets good looking hehehehe
You're going to have to explain this 'enough beer' concept to me.
Yer missus will tell you!
When the room starts spinning and Roseanne Barr starts to look HOT to you.
For me, my rule of thumb is when I am having to go to the toilet after each one (16 oz). I think its best to quit then, when it's still coming out that end, then to keep drinking and having it make a return through the way it entered.
i usually quit after i have to stand in the bathroom and drink it because of frequency of urination. That is a good guage.
You have to ask where you are!
When you start hitting on fat chicks
1, Vomiting
2, Falling asleep & waking up in A & E
3, Picking fights with total strangers for no reason whatsoever
The only way to find out is if you get pulled over on the way home and the cop tells you so. If you are at home..usually when you start calling ex-girlfriends and breaking up with the one you are with at that time. If you puke, Not enough, that just means you ate too much and you are making room for more beer.
if you can't see straight,have another pint then you're done!
When you don't know whether that spot on your pants is beer or pee.
when u drink urself sober then drunk again lol
You can never have enough beer!
A kindly passerby puts you back on your barstool ! lol
when you dont know
when you know you've had enough you're still sober
I think when you fall over perhaps that may be a hint to stop!!
when you have to creep out the front door very very slowly...
In the short term you fall over or fall asleep. In the longer term you get liver failure.
when ever you find yourself passed out in a dark ally or think the bar stool cushion is a marshmallow
well if you have asked you have had to many. but thanks for the points anyway
Theres never too much of a good thing!!!
BOTTOMS UP :-)
What a stupid question. You can never have enough beer. It's the body that's the problem man! all of our problem, we need bodies that can stand up and be counted so that we all can finally have as you would say "enough beer". Until we evolve into this perfect being without limitation to the consumption of beer then we will never be free. Do you understand?
Unless off course you're a light weight and of ya **** on a few pints.
When your nose and your toes are touching.
when they call last round!!
When you pull down your fly for a number 2.
When you fall flat on the floor
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