Does anyone know a good doctor doctor joke?
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A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor reads his history and does the physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little.
Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house."
doctor doctor i keep thinking i,m a pair of curtains.
pull your self together man.
Patient - "Dr Dr I'm having trouble hearing?" Dr checks his ears and finds jelly in one ear and blancmange in the other. Dr replies "Don't worry you're a trifle deaf."
Check this out:
http://www.bromleyhealthmanagement.com/d.
I'm not going to copy them here.
Doctor doctor I think I'm a curtain
Doctor: pull yourself together
Or
Doctor Doctor I think I'm invisible
Doctor: NEXT!!
Doctor, doctor, I feel that I'm a bridge.
Whatever has come over you?
Three cars, two Lorries and a bus.
Well go stand by the window and stick out your tongue.
What will that do for me?
Nothing, but I hate that dentist across the street.
http://www.amazingjokes.com
has got loads of jokes - and you can use their search engine to find any type of joke.
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Doctor: Well Mrs Smith youve got acute angina
Mrs Smith: Yeah and my t its arnt bad too!
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doctor doctor can you help me out
certainly what way did you come in
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Answers:
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor reads his history and does the physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little.
Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house."
doctor doctor i keep thinking i,m a pair of curtains.
pull your self together man.
Patient - "Dr Dr I'm having trouble hearing?" Dr checks his ears and finds jelly in one ear and blancmange in the other. Dr replies "Don't worry you're a trifle deaf."
Check this out:
http://www.bromleyhealthmanagement.com/d.
I'm not going to copy them here.
Doctor doctor I think I'm a curtain
Doctor: pull yourself together
Or
Doctor Doctor I think I'm invisible
Doctor: NEXT!!
Doctor, doctor, I feel that I'm a bridge.
Whatever has come over you?
Three cars, two Lorries and a bus.
Well go stand by the window and stick out your tongue.
What will that do for me?
Nothing, but I hate that dentist across the street.
http://www.amazingjokes.com
has got loads of jokes - and you can use their search engine to find any type of joke.
" Doctor, Doctor..I cant stop making love to big cats ".." your a lieing f.ucker you "...
There was always the optician's duaghter, two glasses and she made a spectacle of herself.
Doctor: Well Mrs Smith youve got acute angina
Mrs Smith: Yeah and my t its arnt bad too!
a drunk goes to the doctors,i don't feel well doctor he says.the Doctor examines him.i cant find anything wrong he said it must be the booze.that's ok doctor the drunk said i will come back when your sober
doctor doctor can you help me out
certainly what way did you come in
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