My boss is out this afternoon leaving me to have a nice relaxed afternoon in the office - What should i do to?
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Bring BOB and a fresh set of batteries
Search his computer for porn / find the porn he's got stashed somewhere
Give yourself a raise - Or a promotion
Sit on the copy machine and print something
Order a pizza and do the delivery man
Give yourself the day off
Call a locksmith and change the locks
When the phone rings, answer it with "What!??" loudly and rudely
Crank up the radio
Hide something stinky in his desk
Put a bunch of dried up pens and stubby old pencils in his desk. Don't leave any good ones
Leave a big turd in the toilet
put a bunch of empty beer bottles and cigarette butts everywhere.
Call him every five or ten minutes with stupid questions
Call his wife and tell her where he is REALLY
go and play on pogo xxxx
Go home! Or, failing that:
take it you are a women so in that case i suggest you take your under wear off and get a good looking bloke in to give you a good seeing to over the desk and in the kitchen then go home early
Work as if he's watching because he/she may be.
Divert calls to mobile and go shopping
I'm in the same situation! Was looking for somewhere to watch the football but i been let down now so im jus sending the day in here i think!
hope he's not on yahoo! answers
have a nice snooze and a cuppa (tea or coffee) after u wake up.
Try to keep working as it will pass the time . Also do something you're interested in ; then both your boss ( pat on the head from he/she for you ) will benefit as will you twice over !
Spend all afternoon on yahoo answers. That's what I was doing at my summer placement this year.
Play on the internet.
Paint your toenails. Order a pizza, watch some YouTube or glumbert.com videos.
You should do your job. That is what you are being paid for.
phone up your bosses boss and grass the f*cker up
this is a terrible answer.try doing your job after all its what you get to do isnt it ??
It takes two to tango
Can I come over and we have some "fun" with you?
Work as if he is standing over your shoulder watching you. This is the honest thing and right thing to do.
call up a friend & chat have a nice time
Look for hidden work cams! Just because you're boss is not there does not mean you can slack. May be its a test.
You do what your are doing right now. That is ask questions and also answer some questions. Spend your time by houskeeping your computer which normally many do not do. Check for virus , spyware and for unwanted files on your computer. Check your emails and try to remember all the personal works which are kept pending by you due to busy schedule.
Umm.How about proving your worth and do your work? You have been trusted, so don't let your Boss down.
I'm in the same situation as i cant leave the office and go shopping I'm going to do it over then net instead!!
Do an hours hard work, have twenty minutes relax and then repeat all afternoon, then there's no guilt and a nice relaxing afternoon. That's what I do.
just chill!.lol.enjoy your freedom!
My boss isn't in but I'm sure someone would tell on me if I just left, so I'm going to browse the 'net all afternoon and while people pass I'll open my email window.
first sort your hand bag out, mines always full of rubbish . then do your nails . if time left play games on line.
skateboarding naked always works for me
the test of a persons charactor is what you would do when no one is watching.
piss and fart all over his seat, if you hate him download some child porn on his computer and report him..
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