When you run out of dwarfs, is it OK to throw a midget?
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No midgets are way heavier, you could pull a muscle.
Only in your imagination.
We must be kind to our vertically challenged friends.
You naughty person!
Only if they are dwarf like midgets and don't mind being referred to as dwarfs. They are of course more expensive!
of course, failing that a pixie.
fairies are no good, those buggers have a tendency to fly off
Only if the dwarfs don't mind.
The Weasleys (and Harry Potter, for that matter) make a domestic sport out of throwing gnomes over the garden hedge. It doesn't hurt them, you just have to make them dizzy :-)
damn right you can
just remember that the distance achieved will be reduced though, due to the difference in air resistance between dwarfs and midgets
Throwing is good, but try using a three man water balloon catapult. They fuckin' fly when you do.
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