Who wants a smile on their dial ?

Chinese Proverbs:
Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Smile it is good for you:))

Answers:
Do they fart a lot in Chicago?
Or is it just full of old farts?

Thanks for the smile =)

those are good, and yes, I did laugh

So, what exactly is your question?

nice.

And of course

Girl with skirt up
runs faster than man with trousers down.

thanks. lol

LOL! very good!

Well done - cheered me up!
Firestorm you just don't get it...duh

All very true.

Thank you

Thanks eekoring, pity world isn't full of people like you :-)

Bravo, Bravo

Man who cooks carrots and pees in same pot unhygenic?