My g/f says she wants to smash my back door in, and then laughs, but we live in a flat with no rear aspect?
im confused, any help to wot she means?
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Yeah, my fiance likes to go on about this. She's always threatening to get a strap-on and brutalize me with it. Luckily we have a shared a sense of humour, otherwise I'd be getting worried.
Quite a few women have mentioned this to me. Either I look like a particularly gimpish and vulnerable piece of man-meat, or this twisted fantasy is more widepsread amongst women than I dared to think.
Of course, if it's a man kicking the woman's back door in, then that's perfectly acceptable. Obviously.
You know full well what she means ya cheeky devil.
But for those that don't, she wants to stick it up your rear entrance. What she wants to put up you rear entrance, I'm not entirely sure.
You will have to move to a house, it is not possible to go uphill gardening in a flat
She is a tad confused, have her sectioned.
Dude, I would start sleeping on your back, with one eye open.
backk door - asshole
Maybe she thinks you have another dwelling with a Backdoor.
Or she just wants to smash your backdoor in like she says!
I suspect you already know the analogy, and probably should be booted in the rear door. Smiles
Smashing in the backdoor is fine but be wary of the laughter. I suspect lunacy is making a back entry.
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Answers:
Yeah, my fiance likes to go on about this. She's always threatening to get a strap-on and brutalize me with it. Luckily we have a shared a sense of humour, otherwise I'd be getting worried.
Quite a few women have mentioned this to me. Either I look like a particularly gimpish and vulnerable piece of man-meat, or this twisted fantasy is more widepsread amongst women than I dared to think.
Of course, if it's a man kicking the woman's back door in, then that's perfectly acceptable. Obviously.
You know full well what she means ya cheeky devil.
But for those that don't, she wants to stick it up your rear entrance. What she wants to put up you rear entrance, I'm not entirely sure.
You will have to move to a house, it is not possible to go uphill gardening in a flat
She is a tad confused, have her sectioned.
Dude, I would start sleeping on your back, with one eye open.
backk door - asshole
Maybe she thinks you have another dwelling with a Backdoor.
Or she just wants to smash your backdoor in like she says!
I suspect you already know the analogy, and probably should be booted in the rear door. Smiles
Smashing in the backdoor is fine but be wary of the laughter. I suspect lunacy is making a back entry.
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