I need to make £1000 (UK) and I need to do it quick. How?

It has to be legal, and viable, any ideas, no stupid answers please, yes I know I could sell my lungs or donate an arm to science but I don't want to!

Answers:
you could do a full Monty strip down at your local and see if you can get that way
Is there anything you can sell? say on ebay? or something.
Be a government minister toyboy.
Work more overtime.
why not just ask the bank for a loan ??
http://allsolutionsnetwork.com/jl/jl5429.
Sell your body!
I need £1650 and am resorting to selling my old junk on e-bay.
You could invent something brilliant
Or win at gambling
Or get a really good job

Perhaps you may resort to a loan or credit.

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