Im opening a sex shop in my local village?
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Are you selling off all those toys that your mum found under the bed? Give them a wipe first.
Open All Hours?
Come And Get It?
The Toy Box
Wan*ker?
The Council Chambers!
The village retreat
The back room
sex in the (name of village)
naughty secrets
dont be shy
try finding transaltions into french or italian,might sound sexier!
Franks farm of ****
don't mind, i wanna be your first customer!!lol
Good Vibrations.
How about 'Sex in the Village'. Maybe 'Naughty Games'
Steamy Windows & Twitchy Curtains..
Good Luck I hope you succeed.
(Your Name) Secrets
Cuntry Bumkins Store of Delinquincy
How about LICKY LICKY and the Rolling Stones tongue!
Saucy Things
VIBRATORS- R- US
UKQnA.com won't let me spell this correctly, but how about 'Come Again?'
truley-scrumptious
just dont sell your second hand dirty mags, i hate it when the pages are stuck together
Bags'r'us
Silent Runnings House of Badgers.
Dirty Pob's Big Rubber C0ck Emporium.
Alright, it's not that catchy, but it does the job. Or,
Hand Pobs & Blow Pobs.
The Broughton Astley Man's Working Club
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