I have a pet Tyrannosurus Rex how to do I stop it eating the neighbours?
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Move next door to a mosque
u dont!!!!!!!!!!!!
let him eat them, sure they wont mind for too long
Was that a dinosaur or a dragon in the Chewits advert? Whatever, a pack of fruity chews took his mind off munching skyscrapers. Nip down to the newsagent's and see what they've got. Don't by fizzy cola bottles, it might make him angry.
Maybe if you get back on your medications? Funny story though.
I have a dyplodocus and he has eaten the local park and all the neighbours garden a much smaller dinosaur would be a better idea xx p.s your mad like me cool .
I think you should send him to a desert island immediately where he is the only inhabitant otherwise you wont have to worry about getting another pet in the future coz HE WILL EAT YOU
Maybe you should see if the local cops would like to hire him as a police dino!
so you dont love him anymore?! dont get a diplodocus i had one and it would only eat chinese food, its much cheaper to keep your rex, dont dissown him cant you just keep him at home and bring guests home to feed to him
a muzzle
I'm afraid you will have to do what i did, T Bone T-Rex!! mmmmm Delicious!
lmfao, you could try wiring his jaw up, or feed him refugees instead. x
Hmmm...i used to have the same problem with mine. Move into an area that is full of illegal immigrants. Not only will he be able to eat to his hearts content but you will also be doing the great british public a favour.
Lock up the neighbours.
well,u could always use a choke chain. :P
try a gastric band then your neighbours will last longer. At least you wont be bothered by noisy neighbours, sounds like a plan!
put Jurassic Park 1, 2 ,3 on constant rotation in your DVD player, that should keep him occupied
Move out to the country, he can eat a lot of peaches . . . . .
put a muzzle on him
the next time you see him do that then roll up a newspaper and give him a swat on the nose and say in a clear and commanding tone "NO!". you have to catch him in the act though otherwise he won't know why you're hitting him. Trust me it works. I had the same problem with my T-Rex and after I caught him a few times and punished him for it he started to learn.
start feeding him haliperidol and lithium for his psychotic tendencies and behavior.
Get TUROK to train your pet T-Rex, that would probably discipline him. If all else fails call the Dino Wranglers of Jurassic Park to restrain your Monstrous pet. a Diplocodus is boring, a triceratops or a stegosaurus would make better pets and can also be useful as work animals if needed.
Personally, i recommend you get a black dragon. he'd fry your T-rex easy and we can all have a BBQ!!
Ship him to Iraq.and.let him satisfy his hunger !
Sorry if im being a bit obtuse here, but how can you have a tyrannysawus. I know that you need a permit to keep one, and the council have to come round to ensure that your property is suitable for the housing of large extinct carnivorous reptiles.
If your tiranianpawflex is able to eat people, might i suggest that you dont have the necessary paperwork!
And anthoer thing, just before i go to report to to the rspcd, does your neighbour also have a trannysewarse? have you had them sexed? If they have baby tyrannnysawpuppies, you have to pay tax on those. Im gonna report you to the benefite office aswell
First you should let your dino eat everyone you dislike with a passion..then you should make him look all pretty and innasint so no one will no his true identity..then let him eat more people.then make him dance around in the rain.while eating a lollypop.then if your done with him eating people then i guess you should put a muzzle on him for a little bit untill you find more people for him too eat
Spray some Bitter Apple on the ones who you like. They hate that flavor. Also, shoot him with a squirt gun whenever he shows signs of aggression.
Are you spending enough time with him? He may be acting out because he feels you don't love him enough.
Why would you want to stop him eating your neighbours?!
Buy him a muzzle...xx
do you like them? No? well...let nature take its course! ONLY JOKING!
You don't want a diplodocus - I had one and I couldn't train it - it had to go to the animal shelter. Where it ate the whole months supply of food in 1 hour, so I had to adopt all the animals instead
TOTAL WASTE OF A QUESTION. CONGRADULATIONS!! YOU JUST LOST 5 POINTS!!
if i was you id try throwing it a stake then hop on its back and quickly and i mean quickly put a muzzle on it
oh yeah good look with that mate you might need it
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