Help needed urgently, I have accidentally shaved my aunties persian cat.?
I have been looking after him for the last week and a half and my aunt will be back from holiday in 3 days time. I had a vindaloo curry last night and fed the cat the leftovers. He has had the runs all day. I tried to clean his rear end up but smeared it all over his back end. So I then tried trimming back the affected fur and to cut a long story short I ended up shaving off the matted up fur. He now looks like a badly trimmed poodle. My aunty loves sampson to bits and treats him like the child she never had. What should I do? Any advice on this problem will be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.
Answers:
Use my favourite sticky type stuff - velcro. Velcro some fake fur onto the rear end of Samson. You will need to staple one side of the velcro to the cat but it will be a fleeting pain. Staple the other side of the velcro to the fake fur and whack it on the cat. Your aunt will never know the difference.
Just tell her what happened-the hair will grow back-just brush him out the best you can.
well there's nothing you can really do but if she loves it as much as you said she does she won't care how it looks, but next time just wipe him off with a wet towel and some some.
Dye him blue and say that he got into bad comapny while she was away but that you have spent a fortune on cat therapy and everything is ok now.
Then give her some vindaloo..
well you should just tell the truth and let her know it was for his own good, you may want to buy him a little sweater he may be chilly now without his fur--you will want to do this before she gets home, don't worry though hair grows back and it will be fine. She will only be mad for short term if she is even mad at all she might find the situation humorous. Offer to take him to the groomer to have it smoothed if she seems upset about his look. Good luck and the truth shall set you free!
You have done the cat a favour. Your auntie may be so angry that she will not leave her cat to be abused by you again and do the right thing and put him into a cattery. You abused the cat by forcing it to eat vindaloo (cats will not eat this by themselves) You could have killed the cat and caused stomach ulcers. Now, instead of just washing the mess, you have cut his fur off. With any luck, she will call the RSPCA and have you prosecuted for animal cruelty.
You are a moron of the first degree.
One thing..she probably won´t ask you to look after him again!
How can you ACCIDENTALLY shave a Persian cat ? All you can do is explain to your aunt when she gets back and buy ear defenders for the screech. Women are VERY protective over their pusses - she wont be asking you to cat sit again in a hurry xxx
Not much you can do except apologize and promise to never do it again
LOL
say the cat got out got involved in a fight. you took him to the vets they trimmed him to check were he you thought it got bit. but he was OK but the fur will grow back no worries... have a go. or just come clean...
Thank you so much. I love tales like that! It makes life so worthwhile. I hope you get on alright when she comes back! (I'm still giggling!) Sorry I don't have any constructive advice, but I just had to comment on your tale of woe! Poor cat! Curry!!! (still laughing!)
OK Dehlia, convince me how you got the cat to eat the curry. Cats don't like spicy food. To keep cats out of stuff, one thing you are supposed to do is use Tabasco or red pepper sauce.
http://www.thecatgallery.com/himalayan_c.
On the very off chance this is true, go to the groomers and get him a full lion cut. I like the "punk" version, with the Mohawk down the back.
No cat I've every owned would stand still for a minute of this people foolishness.
tell her the truth.
there's no point in lying, you'll get found out in the end.
apologise and offer to pay for the cat to be properly trimmed at an animal parlour.
good luck!
Take him to a pet salon explain to the staff what happened and get them to give him a make over, when your aunt gets home tell her he wanted to look his best for her and hope she likes his new look........ good luck
get the cat a wig
Take him to a groomer asap. The groomer will help even out the cats hair and make him look halfway presentable until the rest grows back. LOL, my parents persian got fleas so they shaved her down to the skin except for her head and tail, she looked so funny! I can imagine what your's probably looks like, and yes, all the hair grew back but it takes a few months to look normal again.
Ha ha ha - cats are the spawn of the devil. Well done you!
LOL . dont worry i am sure you aunty will be ok with it. the fur will soon grow back. Dont think the cat will eat a curry again. :)
So long as that is the only p*ssy you have shaved
Look on the bright side, at least you didn't shave your aunts p***y
o'h yes you did ,now your in trouble boy!
take your aunties cat,
to the nearest good '' cat grooming parlour ''
explain your problem ,
they will cut that Kittie's fur evenly
and shampoo her ,
so she will look more presentable,
when Auntie gets home
Aunty will not be amused ,
but will understand, if you tell her honestly what has happened
I am sure he will recover, once Auntie takes him in hand again .
and her Persian cats lovely coat ,will grow back to normal in a few weeks ;
MORAL!
never feed to a Persian cat vindaloo . !!!
>^,,^<
Ha ha ha ha - sorry, i don't mean to make fun of you, but you sound like the brat in "Home Alone." Really mate, just tell your auntie the truth. The cat is NOT harmed - just looks funny right now. But the hair will grow back quickly. I LOVE my Kaffe and if my nephew "accidently" shved him; I would be more concerned weather Kaffe was harmed at all - I won't fret about shaved fur becuase that grows back.
How does the His Furriness (the Persian) feel about you now?
You are not a fit person to be in charge of any animal so keep well clear in future.Own up to your stupidity.
My cat in a hat is still laughing at a Persian moggy stupid enough to eat vindaloo leftovers.
Pray for a miracle as only a miracle will solve your problem ! Either that or ( black ) magic. What colour is the dog ?
Idiot!.poor wee moggy >^..^< ( ahhh that demon drink!) Be honest and tell her what you did.honesty is the best 'policy'
Ps forgot to say.some cats DO like spicey food!
lol lol u cant accidentally shave ure aunties cat ! ohhhh shes going to love u when she heres ure story lol the one thing you should of known is that Persians have very sensitive tunnies giving him vindaloo wasn't a good idea ! the cats poor bottom must be in sore.
all u can do is take him to a cat groomer to tidy up ure mess and tell ure aunt the truth. shes not ask you to look after him again
wishing u luck lol
the hair will eventually grow back but not in three days. Your aunty will understand and if she loves the cat as much as you say then she wont mind that much.
just remember, cats hold grudges, be careful next time you visit because he will probably take revenge by p*ssing in your shoe or something. i like the idea of the mohwk tho, take him to the hairdressers and have it trimmed then just hope your aunt see's the funny side
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Answers:
Use my favourite sticky type stuff - velcro. Velcro some fake fur onto the rear end of Samson. You will need to staple one side of the velcro to the cat but it will be a fleeting pain. Staple the other side of the velcro to the fake fur and whack it on the cat. Your aunt will never know the difference.
Just tell her what happened-the hair will grow back-just brush him out the best you can.
well there's nothing you can really do but if she loves it as much as you said she does she won't care how it looks, but next time just wipe him off with a wet towel and some some.
Dye him blue and say that he got into bad comapny while she was away but that you have spent a fortune on cat therapy and everything is ok now.
Then give her some vindaloo..
well you should just tell the truth and let her know it was for his own good, you may want to buy him a little sweater he may be chilly now without his fur--you will want to do this before she gets home, don't worry though hair grows back and it will be fine. She will only be mad for short term if she is even mad at all she might find the situation humorous. Offer to take him to the groomer to have it smoothed if she seems upset about his look. Good luck and the truth shall set you free!
You have done the cat a favour. Your auntie may be so angry that she will not leave her cat to be abused by you again and do the right thing and put him into a cattery. You abused the cat by forcing it to eat vindaloo (cats will not eat this by themselves) You could have killed the cat and caused stomach ulcers. Now, instead of just washing the mess, you have cut his fur off. With any luck, she will call the RSPCA and have you prosecuted for animal cruelty.
You are a moron of the first degree.
One thing..she probably won´t ask you to look after him again!
How can you ACCIDENTALLY shave a Persian cat ? All you can do is explain to your aunt when she gets back and buy ear defenders for the screech. Women are VERY protective over their pusses - she wont be asking you to cat sit again in a hurry xxx
Not much you can do except apologize and promise to never do it again
LOL
say the cat got out got involved in a fight. you took him to the vets they trimmed him to check were he you thought it got bit. but he was OK but the fur will grow back no worries... have a go. or just come clean...
Thank you so much. I love tales like that! It makes life so worthwhile. I hope you get on alright when she comes back! (I'm still giggling!) Sorry I don't have any constructive advice, but I just had to comment on your tale of woe! Poor cat! Curry!!! (still laughing!)
OK Dehlia, convince me how you got the cat to eat the curry. Cats don't like spicy food. To keep cats out of stuff, one thing you are supposed to do is use Tabasco or red pepper sauce.
http://www.thecatgallery.com/himalayan_c.
On the very off chance this is true, go to the groomers and get him a full lion cut. I like the "punk" version, with the Mohawk down the back.
No cat I've every owned would stand still for a minute of this people foolishness.
tell her the truth.
there's no point in lying, you'll get found out in the end.
apologise and offer to pay for the cat to be properly trimmed at an animal parlour.
good luck!
Take him to a pet salon explain to the staff what happened and get them to give him a make over, when your aunt gets home tell her he wanted to look his best for her and hope she likes his new look........ good luck
get the cat a wig
Take him to a groomer asap. The groomer will help even out the cats hair and make him look halfway presentable until the rest grows back. LOL, my parents persian got fleas so they shaved her down to the skin except for her head and tail, she looked so funny! I can imagine what your's probably looks like, and yes, all the hair grew back but it takes a few months to look normal again.
Ha ha ha - cats are the spawn of the devil. Well done you!
LOL . dont worry i am sure you aunty will be ok with it. the fur will soon grow back. Dont think the cat will eat a curry again. :)
So long as that is the only p*ssy you have shaved
Look on the bright side, at least you didn't shave your aunts p***y
o'h yes you did ,now your in trouble boy!
take your aunties cat,
to the nearest good '' cat grooming parlour ''
explain your problem ,
they will cut that Kittie's fur evenly
and shampoo her ,
so she will look more presentable,
when Auntie gets home
Aunty will not be amused ,
but will understand, if you tell her honestly what has happened
I am sure he will recover, once Auntie takes him in hand again .
and her Persian cats lovely coat ,will grow back to normal in a few weeks ;
MORAL!
never feed to a Persian cat vindaloo . !!!
>^,,^<
Ha ha ha ha - sorry, i don't mean to make fun of you, but you sound like the brat in "Home Alone." Really mate, just tell your auntie the truth. The cat is NOT harmed - just looks funny right now. But the hair will grow back quickly. I LOVE my Kaffe and if my nephew "accidently" shved him; I would be more concerned weather Kaffe was harmed at all - I won't fret about shaved fur becuase that grows back.
How does the His Furriness (the Persian) feel about you now?
You are not a fit person to be in charge of any animal so keep well clear in future.Own up to your stupidity.
My cat in a hat is still laughing at a Persian moggy stupid enough to eat vindaloo leftovers.
Pray for a miracle as only a miracle will solve your problem ! Either that or ( black ) magic. What colour is the dog ?
Idiot!.poor wee moggy >^..^< ( ahhh that demon drink!) Be honest and tell her what you did.honesty is the best 'policy'
Ps forgot to say.some cats DO like spicey food!
lol lol u cant accidentally shave ure aunties cat ! ohhhh shes going to love u when she heres ure story lol the one thing you should of known is that Persians have very sensitive tunnies giving him vindaloo wasn't a good idea ! the cats poor bottom must be in sore.
all u can do is take him to a cat groomer to tidy up ure mess and tell ure aunt the truth. shes not ask you to look after him again
wishing u luck lol
the hair will eventually grow back but not in three days. Your aunty will understand and if she loves the cat as much as you say then she wont mind that much.
just remember, cats hold grudges, be careful next time you visit because he will probably take revenge by p*ssing in your shoe or something. i like the idea of the mohwk tho, take him to the hairdressers and have it trimmed then just hope your aunt see's the funny side
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