Breeding Koala bears for illegal pub bouts?
I am trying to get an after hours, behind closed doors koala fight club going. Currently I train 4 of them myself, KoJo, King Kol, Bear Knuckle and the Wizard of Oz, who's current champ, and there's quite a scene now, people have been importing and training them. Does any experienced koala fighters out there have any tips for, an adimitedly, rookie trainer . I can't seem to get them to respond... there's £50 and free beer for a night at stake for the winner
Answers:
Keep this secret, but this is a little trick we learnt back in Cambodia back in the 80s:
Get some eucalyptus leaves. Add 50mg of steroids, 25mg of male growth hormone (HAS to be male), 10mg of speed.
Crush the powder and the leaves together making a fine paste.
Then add baking soda and lemon juice. It might begin to fizz, but this is completely normal!
Crush this together as well and really mix the ingredients together. Use a pestle and mortar for the crushing - it works best.
Then get some fresh eucalyptus leaves. Cove them in the paste then FEED them to your warrior koala bears.
Leave it 12 hours. Feed them the leaves 'prep' for approximantely 1 week, with two 'paste' leaves a day - morning and night.
Around 50% will die in the first week. This is normal.
Those that survive will be stronger, fitter, quicker and have endurance that even Paula Radcliffe would be proud of.
Get the lil' critters to fight and watch them rip limb from limb off the opposition!
Remember, you heard it here first - just thank the Cambodian war!
Good luck in getting koalas to breed.
Or are you actually training up those "clip-on" koalas? Should be much easier to import, but they tend to cling onto things too much.
Timmmmeeeehhhh you bad boy! Fook il fight mesel 50 quid n free stella!
the love flick knives! gets them all riled up, plus if you play especially for you by kylie and jason it like playing the eye of the tiger to a boxer.
What? is that legal? dog fights and **** fight are inhumane shouldent this be on the list too?
common mate, stop animal abuse. Koalas are beautiful innocent creatures..love them, pet them, feed them.dont train to fight them..tht sucks man
ha ha ha,yeah i up for some of that,up a gum tree
Get strap on claws for them, make a spectacular mess of its opponent.
Youve gotta be kidding right
i used to have the same problem until i remebered their childhood food
young koala bears eat their mum's poo so i got myself a mummy koala bear and got her to poo in a clear bag that took me 2 hours
then i wave the bag infront of the little fighting bear and low and behold he jumps to every command you have to speka to them in japaneese because in ancient japan fighting koala's where the cause there are no more dragons in japan the bears killed them all
in there brain subconsiously they still understand japaneese
good look with the fighting and let me know when the next match is i will bring my new up and coming star with me
fluffy the koala hes a mean beast
That is so sick and you are very disturbed. You should be ashamed of yourself. Animals were not put here for human entertainment and profit. I hope you are locked up and tortured mercilessly just so you can experience what those poor creatures go through every day. They don't respond because it's not in their nature to fight each other for no reason and you won't get them to "respond" any other way by torturing them. There are other things you can do to earn money and have fun that do not include hurting defenseless animals. You are one sad ****.
God bless you because you certainly need it.
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Answers:
Keep this secret, but this is a little trick we learnt back in Cambodia back in the 80s:
Get some eucalyptus leaves. Add 50mg of steroids, 25mg of male growth hormone (HAS to be male), 10mg of speed.
Crush the powder and the leaves together making a fine paste.
Then add baking soda and lemon juice. It might begin to fizz, but this is completely normal!
Crush this together as well and really mix the ingredients together. Use a pestle and mortar for the crushing - it works best.
Then get some fresh eucalyptus leaves. Cove them in the paste then FEED them to your warrior koala bears.
Leave it 12 hours. Feed them the leaves 'prep' for approximantely 1 week, with two 'paste' leaves a day - morning and night.
Around 50% will die in the first week. This is normal.
Those that survive will be stronger, fitter, quicker and have endurance that even Paula Radcliffe would be proud of.
Get the lil' critters to fight and watch them rip limb from limb off the opposition!
Remember, you heard it here first - just thank the Cambodian war!
Good luck in getting koalas to breed.
Or are you actually training up those "clip-on" koalas? Should be much easier to import, but they tend to cling onto things too much.
Timmmmeeeehhhh you bad boy! Fook il fight mesel 50 quid n free stella!
the love flick knives! gets them all riled up, plus if you play especially for you by kylie and jason it like playing the eye of the tiger to a boxer.
What? is that legal? dog fights and **** fight are inhumane shouldent this be on the list too?
common mate, stop animal abuse. Koalas are beautiful innocent creatures..love them, pet them, feed them.dont train to fight them..tht sucks man
ha ha ha,yeah i up for some of that,up a gum tree
Get strap on claws for them, make a spectacular mess of its opponent.
Youve gotta be kidding right
i used to have the same problem until i remebered their childhood food
young koala bears eat their mum's poo so i got myself a mummy koala bear and got her to poo in a clear bag that took me 2 hours
then i wave the bag infront of the little fighting bear and low and behold he jumps to every command you have to speka to them in japaneese because in ancient japan fighting koala's where the cause there are no more dragons in japan the bears killed them all
in there brain subconsiously they still understand japaneese
good look with the fighting and let me know when the next match is i will bring my new up and coming star with me
fluffy the koala hes a mean beast
That is so sick and you are very disturbed. You should be ashamed of yourself. Animals were not put here for human entertainment and profit. I hope you are locked up and tortured mercilessly just so you can experience what those poor creatures go through every day. They don't respond because it's not in their nature to fight each other for no reason and you won't get them to "respond" any other way by torturing them. There are other things you can do to earn money and have fun that do not include hurting defenseless animals. You are one sad ****.
God bless you because you certainly need it.
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