What's the world record for 'ferrets down the trousers'? I've got 17 in so far,but I've only got 2 left
I've got plenty of stoats and weasels.
Would these be a suitable substitute?
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I am afraid that Norris has already given me the medal for the ferrets down trousers record, it's 24 and it is illegal under Guiness rules to use any other animal other than ferrets.
Do you know what, I saw a ten ton tessie at the bus stop the other day with a ferret on a lead, was it one of yours?
I guess it depends how small your package is and how skinny your legs - so you should clearly be the winner!
17 is no where near enough. I have that many on a normal day. If I'm going out its around 30. Stoats and weasels are fine bit won't constitute a record
What about the awful smell? Well I suppose the ferrets will have to get used to it , thats all!
what ever tickles your fancy,lol
Norris McWhirter says keep trying .
Pleased to hear you still have your two left.
Seriously, have you got nothing better else to do!!!
If you have nothing better to do and you don't mind ferrets and other small animals nibbling your dick, then go right ahead. Sick bastard..
Forget it, you're nowhere near and no one is going to be impressed.
Lobsters, now you're talking.
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Would these be a suitable substitute?
Answers:
I am afraid that Norris has already given me the medal for the ferrets down trousers record, it's 24 and it is illegal under Guiness rules to use any other animal other than ferrets.
Do you know what, I saw a ten ton tessie at the bus stop the other day with a ferret on a lead, was it one of yours?
I guess it depends how small your package is and how skinny your legs - so you should clearly be the winner!
17 is no where near enough. I have that many on a normal day. If I'm going out its around 30. Stoats and weasels are fine bit won't constitute a record
What about the awful smell? Well I suppose the ferrets will have to get used to it , thats all!
what ever tickles your fancy,lol
Norris McWhirter says keep trying .
Pleased to hear you still have your two left.
Seriously, have you got nothing better else to do!!!
If you have nothing better to do and you don't mind ferrets and other small animals nibbling your dick, then go right ahead. Sick bastard..
Forget it, you're nowhere near and no one is going to be impressed.
Lobsters, now you're talking.
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