If u had a parrot,what would you teach him to say?
show me the money.
Answers:
I woke up this morning and felt like a parrot
but iam alright now
alright now
alright now
Jesus is Lord
Teach it to say "We don't want cake or garbage bags!"..
wendy is a cracker
Nice t its!
DOWN WITH GOP
You farted didn't you!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty..
I would teach him to say: "Birds can't talk!"
A friend of mine taught her parakeet to say that, and it's hilarious..
hey baby u wanna get it on lol j/k like make it say hi to guests
Kiss my ***!
yo,sup bioch
i would teach him to say shut up
I would teach him to say "that's right baby"
hmmm something I wouldn't get sick of hearing everyday like..
you rock, I love you, you look great today, etc.. postive reinforcement definitely.
First I would teach him to say Hello. Then I would teach him to count and also the alphabet.
I used to work in a pet store and it is actually quite funny what those birds can pick up. Of course they knew swear words because of all of the teenagers who though they were cute to teach the birds swear words. But the one parrot also picked up things like, "Have a nice day", Hi, how are you?", Mom, can we go look at the puppies!" and other stuff. You have to be very careful what you say if you're going to teach your parrot to talk.
In other words, don't teach your bird anything you wouldn't want a small child or priest to hear. Many parrots can live a long time, and what might be funny in some situations definitely will not be appreciated in others.
A bird that talks crudely may have trouble finding a good home if he outlives his owner, which MOST of them do.
I'm gonna get you!
Let him answer the door to trick-or-treaters.
don't look bak
empty your pockets
run
:))
" Hi, hello, bye, nice to see you, I like you, I love you, welcome."
Good luck!
Don't forget your keys - i do that alot
I'm a parrot I'm a parrot I'm a parrot
intruder alert intruder alert
no I'de teach him to say People of zee world relax
I have a blue crown conure for 17 years and he has a huge vocabulary. I think his best repertoire is his phone conversation- he literally says "hello, uh huh, uh huh, yea, yea, okay okay bye" People get a kick out of it because he usually does it every time the phone rings, either at the house and even on the TV!
FIRE.FIRE.GET OUT!
Awwwrk! Roll a joint! Got any Acid? Skin up! Where's the draw?
Awrrrk! (Great for when the drug squad come round)
I would teach him to recite the parrot sketch from Monty Python.
"show us your knickers vicar"
i know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves, i know a song that will get on your nerves, and it goes like this.
sing it all the time.
I have got one I would teach him to say i am hungry.
"hello", then put him by the door so i dnt hav 2 say hi 2 people hu come round
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Answers:
I woke up this morning and felt like a parrot
but iam alright now
alright now
alright now
Jesus is Lord
Teach it to say "We don't want cake or garbage bags!"..
wendy is a cracker
Nice t its!
DOWN WITH GOP
You farted didn't you!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty..
I would teach him to say: "Birds can't talk!"
A friend of mine taught her parakeet to say that, and it's hilarious..
hey baby u wanna get it on lol j/k like make it say hi to guests
Kiss my ***!
yo,sup bioch
i would teach him to say shut up
I would teach him to say "that's right baby"
hmmm something I wouldn't get sick of hearing everyday like..
you rock, I love you, you look great today, etc.. postive reinforcement definitely.
First I would teach him to say Hello. Then I would teach him to count and also the alphabet.
I used to work in a pet store and it is actually quite funny what those birds can pick up. Of course they knew swear words because of all of the teenagers who though they were cute to teach the birds swear words. But the one parrot also picked up things like, "Have a nice day", Hi, how are you?", Mom, can we go look at the puppies!" and other stuff. You have to be very careful what you say if you're going to teach your parrot to talk.
In other words, don't teach your bird anything you wouldn't want a small child or priest to hear. Many parrots can live a long time, and what might be funny in some situations definitely will not be appreciated in others.
A bird that talks crudely may have trouble finding a good home if he outlives his owner, which MOST of them do.
I'm gonna get you!
Let him answer the door to trick-or-treaters.
don't look bak
empty your pockets
run
:))
" Hi, hello, bye, nice to see you, I like you, I love you, welcome."
Good luck!
Don't forget your keys - i do that alot
I'm a parrot I'm a parrot I'm a parrot
intruder alert intruder alert
no I'de teach him to say People of zee world relax
I have a blue crown conure for 17 years and he has a huge vocabulary. I think his best repertoire is his phone conversation- he literally says "hello, uh huh, uh huh, yea, yea, okay okay bye" People get a kick out of it because he usually does it every time the phone rings, either at the house and even on the TV!
FIRE.FIRE.GET OUT!
Awwwrk! Roll a joint! Got any Acid? Skin up! Where's the draw?
Awrrrk! (Great for when the drug squad come round)
I would teach him to recite the parrot sketch from Monty Python.
"show us your knickers vicar"
i know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves, i know a song that will get on your nerves, and it goes like this.
sing it all the time.
I have got one I would teach him to say i am hungry.
"hello", then put him by the door so i dnt hav 2 say hi 2 people hu come round
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