...caution this ones offencive?
I would like a recipie for a decent meal made from cat(one too many thuds I guess)Cant eat the parrot(dont want to poison meself)and moggie seems to have suffered an early demise(gone to the great litter tray in the sky)I only have one other choice and that is a pot noodle (beef and tomato tastes like ****)so Its cat frikasee for me tonite then?
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all the little sad cat haters love fools like u askin questions like this dont they? 4 a tastier treat all u cruel morons on this page,go and boil ur heads, its all ur fit for.
The meat may be a bit tough,so you'd want to slow roast it. Probably with some garlic,rosemary,and white wine. Beware of hairballs!!
ask the local Chinese takeaway
It certainly is! x
as we always say in our house "the only good cats a dead cat"..give me the thumbs down, i dont care!
Woah where's all that anger coming from? Make yourself a cup of tea and chill out.
I hear cat is quite a tough meat, which is why they don't bother killing them for food in poorer countries, get yourself a pet lamb or something.
if your going to be so grown up and ask such a grown up question!
Learn to spell properly. SAD !!!!!!!
i don't really know what you're banging on about to be honest
I reckon you've put this in the wrong cat-egory. Should've been in cooking and recipes!
Didn't you know,the beef in pot noodle is really.......cat! Thats why it tastes like cr*p! So there you go,don't bother eating the cat!
Shave off all the fur.
Cut a hole in the gut and extract all those gooey things that don't look edible.
Take the meat and cut it into chunks.
Put it in a pie? casserole? stew? or serve it with chips?
You can't go wrong with catburger and chips really!
Also consider - KFC (Kentucky Fried Cat)
I note with pleasure that despite the fact that you DID use the spell-checker which ALWAYS gets OFFENSIVE wrong (god bless the w.. sorry - Yanks) someone who won't read still had to remark about it!
cat curry?i had that last nite.yum yum.get your marigolds out+skin the hairy little swine.finely dice+add a good quality sauce.leave 2 simmer 4 about an hour.and heres a tip with the festive season approaching y not stuff the remaining furball with a hot water bottle?great gift
if you're that hard up why dont you go and find some roadkill outside and have a mixed stew. fool.
And I bet you're really popular at the Pound.
"Oh, boy. That is a big one there!"
your a wrong person no need 4 this kind of stuff!
I really don't get why people go on to this site with stupid questions like this, you can get really good advise/answers here from people who genuinely wanna help - why waste your time with stupid questions like this!
ta for the 2 points
Muffty pie mate cant beat it !
if you know it is going to offend.why post such a load of nonsence.
Maybe I could think up an answer to your question if I could understand what it is you're asking, but the garbled mess of words is kind of hard for mature minds to decode.
Either you obviously posted this question here hoping to make cat-lovers angry or you're just very, very confused. If you're really interested in eating your dead pet then go post about it in the food and dining section, though I'm not sure anyone there would be able to make heads or tails of your question either.
Why don't you go scoop up crap and have that.It would better suit your personality
why dont you ask your mates at the local curry house!
hahahaha
ive got to ask what drugs your smoking cos you have a seriouse case of the nasty munchies.
i suggest smoke some more of that sh*t and go fry your cat in a little oil and season with lots of garlic and herbs to rid the crispy decaying body of it awful dead cat stench.
and before anyone gasps in horror.. he wanted shock factor .. let him have it!! ( " , )
i got one take 1 pu*sy preferably shaven you need tongue some whipped cream and chocolate body paint
directions take the pu*sy smear with whipped cream add the body pain to all the little crevices and folds and take the tongue and side over the pu*sy until you hear oooohhhh arrrrr and are after this stage you can enjoy all your hard work
whats the bet that you're single? freakin' moron. as you cant spell i doubt you could turn on an oven so just eat it raw.
W a nk er!
I hope that you are joking.. There is no need for such rubbish. Take a good look at yourself. You are a clown.
Your clearly a F***ing idiot
Grow up you clown!!!!
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