I wanna bring this big fat?

bird I met at the bar into my home, only problem is she is too big, so I am contemplating buttering her hips to get her through the front door..have you any other suggestions?

Answers:
rent a marquee and have some outdoor fun go get em
Haha.. Oh boy.
yeah - let her see this first , problem solved , she wont be going anywhere near you or your house if she has any sense
take the doors off
pop the window out u've better chance of fitting her through that.
Get a mate to help you push her in from one side and pull her the other.Hey presto,Youve pulled.Get her on the Atkins diet.
take her to a hotel
If you like them fat then you should have bought a bigger house!
haha take her to jenny craig
Don't use butter. Try WD40, it has 101 uses and is far more slippery.
Get a life.
Ha ha ha.Buy a bigger oven! with a wider door on it! :)
use the garage door. ya see what happens when u drink. rule of thumb, u can have her if u can lift her
has sharon b been buttered before then?
maybe u sould wait till she lays her eggs...chirp
YOUR A PERVE...NO HONEST PEOPLE ANYMORE
Go for it..butter is yummy!

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