Andrex advertise that their tissue paper is "puppy soft", anyone ever wiped their butt on a puppy?

Purely in the name of science of course..

Answers:
fluffy kittens are better. Self cleaning. Ensure claws are well trimmed though.
Only on Tuesdays
You do it first and let us know how it goes.
you've heard of animal testing right?......
I haven't.
it's not as soft as everyone makes out!
lmao
Yes, I have.

No toilet paper can compare to the softness of a puppy, especially against the tender skin on your ***. Moreover, a puppy is much more absorbant than toilet paper. You should sue Andrex for false advertising.
After 15 Aftershocks and it was a very very last resort!!
It bit me so i don't recommend it.
Rabbits are better there fluffier! Mmmmmmmm Soooffffftttttt!!
peta is gonna get your butt bubba
.
No.

Was going to once but it blew up in the
microwave as I was trying to warm it up
a bit . You know those cold cold winter
days . ;-) .
Dont ask or some saddo will report you as their sense of humour is nil(only twice and it was tickly)
Yes. I wipe my butt on my puppy all the time!

Just kidding. but my dog was very, very sof twhen he was a puppy. They should say "baby" or "leaf" soft, because I use those all the time.
nope
sorry..its on my "To DO" list. Right after #1376. Lick a Kitten
Personally I use chinchillas. There's nothing softer and you can flush them down the toilet with no problems.
you dont need to wipe your butt on something to feel how soft it is. I think your hand will surfice.

But if you really feel that way inclined, do the puppy a favour and incline yourself the other way.
errrrr no

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