My cat will be flying from Saudi Arabia into Madrid Airport, what is the procedure on arrival?
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Pet Quarantine
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thats one clever cat have you thought of selling it to the circus
He will probably need a bit of a rest after flying that far.
Passport please
The cat should throttle down the engines, follow air traffic control (ground) instructions, move to designated gate and then follow instructions from the marshall. Once given the stop engines signal, the cat should set engines to idle until the Auxillary Power Unit is attached and running, then if he/she is a good cat they will kill the engines, inform the cabin crew with two gongs to disarm slides and cross check and then switch off the fasten seat belt sign. It's always best to leave the paper work to the copilot and then go and say bugger off to the passengers
make sure cat is alive
Remove his goggle and leather jacket. Snoopy will meet him on arrival.
A bar-b-que, I think. They eat cats in Spain, you know.
Hi,, as soon as the cat arrives,,,, the porter will call Woo Fongs Chinese Resturant,,,,
Wo will send Longdong,, and Enlonggatedgentnals to pick up the kitty,,,,, Upon return to the resturant,,, the kitty will go into the stew pot for boiling and tenderizing,,,
That night you can dine on him at the resturant,,,,
good luck..
You grab up the flying container in your arms, squeal very loudly and cry out "MY CAT! MY CAT! MY DEAR PRECIOUS CAT!" and then drool a few times while running to your car and tearing the container open. Be sure that the cat doesn't get loose as there are all kinds of hiding places in an airport as well as moving vehicles with big tires.
You have to open it, take everything out, then put everything in.
He/she checks through. At the far side of immigration he/she reports to the senior cat receptionist, who gets a junior cat receptionist to put him/her gently into a sack, together with two house bricks, and then he/she, sack, and two bricks, are placed in a ceremonial bucket of water.
I've heard fo flying foxes, but never a cat. Would love to see that.
take the cat in less noisy enviroment give it some fresh water leash would help so she can do her private business where she want to
Does your cat speak Spanish? If not, tell it to speak VERY LOUDLY in English (or Arabic?) with the customs guys and it should be fine.
Funny question!
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