How can I train my hamster to rob a bank?
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You are going to need a crew, at least 6 hamsters to work a job like that, and you will need an "in", try getting one of the hamsters a job with the bank as a cleaner, they can gather information (vault location, security shift paterns). you are gonna need shooters, but if its done right nobody needs to get hurt. Hamsters are natural diggers but they cant go through concrete, so plan all of your routes above ground.
The most important thing i can tell you is: "only use hamsters you can trust", I learnt that one the hard way
intense training
lol, good luck with that! ^_^
give it a glove and teach it to use it.
the usual disappear slight of hands and it can move the thumb too^o^
do pitman training do a course?
lol, r u serious?
First, train the hamster to rape your neighbour.
Make hime watch "A fish called Wanda" a 1000 times.
Easy, just take it into the bank, put it infront of the cashier let it freak her out, she`l run then its all yours, dont forget your mask, lol
don't know. might as well train your self
Take it to the hamster school
send him into prison on an intensive training course.
and if this works i want a share of the dough!!
good luck
:-)
try to teach him:"nobody move! it's a robbery!"
UH! Yeah, right. Get a grip on reality and lay down the crack pipe.
First you are going to have to tiny fake thumbs.They are tiny so a triple A battery should be able to control them. Get the local blue prints to the bank.Spread them on the floor.Have him memorize the floor plan of the bank.I would use treats to bribe him.Then slowly work in the thumbs.Buy those tiny little banks built like vaults for kids and start there and work your way up as he gets greater control of fake thumbs.
Enrol him into the royal marine commandos, very tough training, he will be a ninja hamster by the time he graduates!!
May need to enlist the help of a good tailor to make his disguise outfit so that he can't be identified.
You should have gone for a more intelligent animal like a weasel, fox or even a rat - but hamsters are nororiously bad at robbing banks - you need only look at their poor success rate ( 0%)
Ok..Listen very very carefully.
Tell your hamster to gather up about five of its old buddies..
Draw up an elaborate plan for the bank job.
Get a couple of Mini Morris cars and soup them up
Get your hamster a nice snazzy leather jacket
or in a nutshell.
Make the hairy rat watch 'The Italian Job' !
if tales from the riverbank had a hamster capable of operating a diving bell im sure your hamsters should have no trouble knocking over a bank
first, train it to assosiate seeds with green backs, show it a dollar bill, then give it a seed, do that long enough and it will search for money to get seeds.
chap...u must b jokin!!!!!
by the way , thanks for the points!!!!
Ask Woody Allen, he's about the size of a hamster, oh, no, wait, he didn't actually manage to rob the bank in Take the Money and Run.. Sorry, don't know. Maybe you could just train it to drive the getaway car?
You'd have to start out small, local post offices and stuff like that. You will need a really small pair of tights to go over his head and a custom built sorn off.
Get him to do a 'reccy' the day before to id where the cameras then teach him to speak like Ray Winstone.
Shouldn't have too many problems after that.
My Guinea Pigs (Fingers & Jelly) have done a few jobs for me (.you may have heard about the raid on HSC bank in Carlisle?).
For a cut I'll get the guys to train your hampster if you agree?
Please fold him neatly & put him in a padded envelope & send him to me ( I'll email the address).
PS - what does he eat?
It couldn't carry out a lot of cash on it's little back so try a pet gorilla.
very carefully and slowly as they ain't to clever try drawing pictures and a map think it will get it in the end good luck hope it works out
keep dreaming
drop it on the teller and make her run. then take the money. duh!
=P
Maybe he could do with an accomplice, I mean if you could find a spare elephant, let him lose in town and as all attention is turned on him then Hammi can act undetected. Is he trained in explosives or is he using purely magical tricks?
You can't - they are too dumb - try a gerbil - mine is a superbeing with amazing powers
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