How do I sober my parrot up?
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Rum, what rum? Whosh a preeeeeesssy boy then? (hic)
Make it walk the plank.
Stomach pump...use a foot pump for blowing up an air bed and put it on reverse...
how about a nice cup of coffe or you just sing some pirate songs with him thatll be entertaining lol
You never answered my question yesterday as to whether you would have made a good pirate or not. If you do I will answer your question on how to sober up your Parrott. Love barneys new outfit could be taken for a pirates dog.like his new kennel as well. One lucky dog.but would he make an old sea dog?
he's already self-marinated, just pop him in the oven.
Coffee! Lots of coffee!
That's what u get when you leave a bottle of rum lying around. Give it some coffee. I've heard dat is meant to help. Is this meant to be a joke?
seems to me u have a clever pet there,he drank a bottle of rum with no hands,get rich quick sign!
first of all why you letting your parrot drink in the first place. dont you know it could proablly kill him. I suggest that u take it to a vet.
Yarr, ye be wantin' to be sortin' that parrot. Gentlemen o' fortune be needing sober mateys. You be wantin' to use that there cat o'nine tails, parrots not be likin' that.
And we be needing to be plunderin' some more of that there rum.
Avast! thar be some landlubbers, we be procurin' some hearty grog from them. Yarr!
put some hard house on and let him dance it off
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Tis true that birds can't drink as much as blokes.
just give him time he will sober up
Only time, and be careful next time!
HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATES DAY. GLAD TO KNOW YOUR PARROT HAD A PARTY FOR YE. MOST LIKELY HE BE SOBER BY NOW AND WILL NEED AN ASPIRIN OR TWO.
what kind of idiot would let a pet get into his rum unless he did it on purpose,to see what would happed,you do not deserve a pet. all you can do is wait till it wears off or it kills the poor bird.
Is nothing sacred!!
this parrot has lapsed into debauchery !(good word huh!)
(It is no good trying to teach him to say, that when he is so inebriated , he may get his tongue in a knot , or worse still swallow it !
this is a serious situation!
If he is unconscious lay him carefully, on his left side,
And maintain his little airway.
You can at this point ,call the emergency services
Though they may not be as sympathetic, as they should be .!
especially on a Saturday afternoon ,when they are engaged in watching the BIG match!
When your parrot starts to wake up, he will be very grouchy .
Parrots can bite very hard ,so count your fingers and stay clear of his head end !
Does your parrot swear yet ? he will ! and loudly, as he slowly sobers up , Poor baby!
Do not under any circumstances, be tempted to give in to him and break out, another bottle of Rum,
His liver will only stand so much, you know.
Keep all your precious spirits under lock and key in future
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My last bit of advice is ;
do not invite the Vicar/ Priest / Rabbi ? Imam ,in for a chat , for the next few days
unless , you want yourself and your parrot to be excommunicated .
I hope this has helped !
>^,,^<
Rum YUMMY!
feed it some arsenic
well i realise at 15hrs gone since you posted its pretty pointless me replying but if you need to do it again get a clean eyedropper and feed it water and orange/mango/any other citrus fruits the water will help dilute the alcohol and the vit C will speed up the sobering process alternativly you could kep his thieving mits off your precious rum by locking it away!
hit the fecker with the bottle
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