I think my dog is the smartest- it knows how to tinkle on the ivories. Can you cat owners beat that?
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I blame cats fot the rise in global warming, the miserable little sods are always moaning fo the heating to be turned up.
My friends cat can tinkle in her litter box, remind me not to play piano in your house.lol
Cats know better than to tinkle on the ivories.
They use a litter box.
my cat knoews wheni tll it to go up staris downstairs etc without pointing. they also eat with their paws (put food in thier mouths with thier clws)
My cat regularly urinates in the flowerbed. Does that count?
Are you asking cat owners if they can beat tinkling on the ivories? I can. But I don't own a cat.
what the heck kind of question is that? Yes my cat can beat that. Come over here and I can have my cat pee on you!
NO WE CAN'T!!
My cat built the piano your dog plays...
My pu$$y just lays back and enjoys a good stroking for hours on end. Bugger playing the piano. No question who's the smartest.
my cat thinks it's a dog.. he heels, rolls over, comes running for food when you shout him, likes his belly being tickled and understands exactly what's being said
all my lil puddy cats are even better they do all there buisness in nxt doors garden good puddys xx
My dog hates cats but he does have a tinkle now and then.
my 3 cats keep playing my answering machine lol.
and one of them can do things dog do in general.
i have a dog too.she does home renovations we call it.lol..she pushes a bed then a sofa, so she can go on them to get her treats in the cupboard.that was the 2nd day i got her =s..
my dog open doors too.but then i think a lot of dogs can do that..
no fighting.dog and cats are as smart.its just time and patience and how much we believe they can do..
Thank you! I haven't laughed so much in ages, reading through your questions :D
Seeing as you asked and all, my cat has learnt to ride next doors donkey.
My dog is smarter. He keeps well away from Chinese restaurants
Our cat purrs when we play J.S. Bach, and yowls when he hears Robbie Williams.
He can also open packets of crisps, and shuns Cheese and Onion flavour (onion is a poison to cats).
Incredibly, he can adjust the temperature of the landing gas heater with his nose.
Finally, he knows his own gender, and hates being described as 'it'.
If I caught my dog tinkling anywhere in the house, I would think he needed extra house training!
Well.......I have a cat that pees over the bathtub drain.... Then tries to bury it.
Hmmm. your dog can tinkle on the ivories, and can I beat that.?
Why don't you just beat him yourself? I'd have to get a flight over there, pack. and you're right there already.
No, I think you should beat it yourself.
Well if your dog can play the piano can it read music? if not then it can't actually play the piano.You can teach a cat tricks my old cat if you held out your hand and said 'paw' he would put his paw on the palm of your hand. he only learnt that in a week.
BEAT THAT!
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