Where do you get turkey eggs from?



Answers:
I would say a turkey.
From where do they originate or who sells them?
You cant really - turkeys only lay one or two eggs at a time - unlike chickens and only do so once or twice a year - so the eggs are not sold - they are needed by farmers to prevent the turkey from becoming extinct!
A turkey's bum most likely!
pigs
I think if you gently massage a weasel, you'll get roughly three or four in a batch.
Turkey? It's a lovely country and very good weather at this time of year .
Istanbul.
Almost always from turkeys.
from a turkey?
Is there any turkey farms in your area?
I know this one. Hang on.could it be a turkey?
Never seen them on sale. You dont really hear of people eating them. Chicken, goose, duck but not turkey. Wonder what it tastes like?
A turkey farmer?
from a bloody turkey, duh!
turkeys
Chickens??
Turkeys?

Oh, how I amuse myself! (Sorry, I know this is totally unhelpful!)
Um, they come out of turkey butts.
turkeys - farms will sell them
From Turkeys but you can't buy them.
turkeys
Donkeys!
have to go with turkeys on that one!
LOL Turkeys I assume.
When a mummy turkey and a daddy turkey love each other very much, they have sexual intercourse together, and this makes the mummy turkey have babies in eggs inside her womb. When the babies in the eggs are ready to come out into the world, the mummy turkey lays them by pushing them out of her vulva. The daddy turkey, meanwhile, is screwing around and getting shitfaced with his mates every night.
from a turkeys bum
turkeys dont lay eggs like chickens
This is a trick question isn't it?How long do we get to solve it?How many points to the winner?How many guesses are we allowed?
a turkey!!!!!!!
This has got to be the best question ever !

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