Am I pregnant?
A few weeks ago I participated in some wild cybersex.
It was unprotected, and apart from a few viruses, I also think I'm pregnant.
But how does one regonise a cyber-pregnancy?
Answers:
one of the most common symptoms is when u keep getting 'booted' out of the room ur in and ur pc keeps 'crashing' when it gets overtired. On top of that u get overloaded on 'cookies' and end up needing a defragment session. lets us know what u have good luck xx
Your display starts to swell up.
I wouldn't worry about the pregnancy. If I were you, i'd be more worried about my sanity!
ok how can you get pregnant from cyber sex?
go and get a pregnency test done.
What is cybersex? I didn't think you can get pregnant from it? Oh, I'm just innocent when it comes to that stuff I guess. I've always taken a pregnacy test, they are always right.
Please wait until your period is at least 30 seconds late - and then do a test.
Young lady, please do not indulge in such antics again without adequate protection.
LOL
Is your system getting hot flashes
WTF? how could that happen? They emailed you their semen?
ooooook,.yeah u probably ARE!
what are you going to name the baby? and do you know who yo baby's daddy is?
wait for 9 months u will get the answer
Muhahahaha!!
Your computer will start spitting out baby laptops.
U should have used a condom thicko
i suppose you will find out when your cyber time comes or doesn't come. how long is your normal cyber cycle :o)
Have you got "love bytes" too? ;o)
If you think you are pregnant, go to your hard drive and check the "FAT" sector :)
probably the safest and painless pregnancy ever. congratulations.
a cyber-pregnancy test might help?
LMAO.
i think you people need to invest in a real life!!
If this is a serious question I suggest you talk to a proffessional
just worry about he VDU
I would get yourself down to the cyber clap clinic, quick smart, for some antibiotics.
What are you going to do, do you know who the father is?
Were you standing whilst the cybersex was happening, because you cannot get pregnant whilst standing up.
Are you okay?
I would be more worried about the viruses, they may affect the pregnancy.
Is it you or your laptop that will be expecting?
oh woman you're having a laugh
wild cyber sex ?
didnt you ask earlier that your man cant keep up with you or something ?
someones liar !
lol v.funny, please bcareful when having cyber sex because they could be anyone!
I should go and get a scan from the (spyware) doctor.
R U serious?
Your avatar should be. and since it was unprotected sex, i'll prescribe you seing your "doctor" (anti virus) for assistance and help. and please, keep the "children" to yourself when they are born.
get checked darling, your losing it!!
If you don't physically live in cyber space.then you should be ok. You would not get pregnant.
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It was unprotected, and apart from a few viruses, I also think I'm pregnant.
But how does one regonise a cyber-pregnancy?
Answers:
one of the most common symptoms is when u keep getting 'booted' out of the room ur in and ur pc keeps 'crashing' when it gets overtired. On top of that u get overloaded on 'cookies' and end up needing a defragment session. lets us know what u have good luck xx
Your display starts to swell up.
I wouldn't worry about the pregnancy. If I were you, i'd be more worried about my sanity!
ok how can you get pregnant from cyber sex?
go and get a pregnency test done.
What is cybersex? I didn't think you can get pregnant from it? Oh, I'm just innocent when it comes to that stuff I guess. I've always taken a pregnacy test, they are always right.
Please wait until your period is at least 30 seconds late - and then do a test.
Young lady, please do not indulge in such antics again without adequate protection.
LOL
Is your system getting hot flashes
WTF? how could that happen? They emailed you their semen?
ooooook,.yeah u probably ARE!
what are you going to name the baby? and do you know who yo baby's daddy is?
wait for 9 months u will get the answer
Muhahahaha!!
Your computer will start spitting out baby laptops.
U should have used a condom thicko
i suppose you will find out when your cyber time comes or doesn't come. how long is your normal cyber cycle :o)
Have you got "love bytes" too? ;o)
If you think you are pregnant, go to your hard drive and check the "FAT" sector :)
probably the safest and painless pregnancy ever. congratulations.
a cyber-pregnancy test might help?
LMAO.
i think you people need to invest in a real life!!
If this is a serious question I suggest you talk to a proffessional
just worry about he VDU
I would get yourself down to the cyber clap clinic, quick smart, for some antibiotics.
What are you going to do, do you know who the father is?
Were you standing whilst the cybersex was happening, because you cannot get pregnant whilst standing up.
Are you okay?
I would be more worried about the viruses, they may affect the pregnancy.
Is it you or your laptop that will be expecting?
oh woman you're having a laugh
wild cyber sex ?
didnt you ask earlier that your man cant keep up with you or something ?
someones liar !
lol v.funny, please bcareful when having cyber sex because they could be anyone!
I should go and get a scan from the (spyware) doctor.
R U serious?
Your avatar should be. and since it was unprotected sex, i'll prescribe you seing your "doctor" (anti virus) for assistance and help. and please, keep the "children" to yourself when they are born.
get checked darling, your losing it!!
If you don't physically live in cyber space.then you should be ok. You would not get pregnant.
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