To those with kids. What's the funniest thing your kid has ever done?
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There are way to many to mention but one that really sticks out..
We have a Simpson's clock with Moe on it and our daughter called all clocks watches etc A MOE, it was getting quiet annoying so we decided we had 2 teach her 2 say CLOCK.
We thought our darling had mastered it until 1 day whilst in a crowded shopping centre she shouted "LOOK LOOK DADDY GAVE ME HIS ****" clock without the L. I went a bright shade of red as did my partner who had given her his WATCH to keep her quiet.
Went for a wee in the supermarket! Literally in the fruit aisle!
When our daughter came into the room with a box of tampax, and asked her mam how do these work mam, the house was full with church people, we just went red
we were driving past a gym with a swimming pool and my nephew asked "Is that where his uncle went to have a bath?"
He, my son.. in the words of ghetto slang, popped it like it was hot. Just when he started to walk he heard a song at christmas that was jingly and just started to "break it down" It was the highlight of the day, and he still dancing around the house.
why can,t people with out children comment.we all see children everyday and usually have nieces and nephews
one Christmas, my friends lil cousin that's only four, goes "And I saw this spider in the bath room and he was like, bam-woom, baoom!" and he was whacking his forhead with his palm and then he was like, "and.and.the spider had no FREAKIN' HANDS!" and they caught it ON TAPE!!!
My kids used food coloring a dyed our Toy Poodle green for St. Patricks Day 3 years ago. The kids our dog was a Leprechaun with a speech impediment.
Can't pick just one thing. Life is a riot and kids only add to the parade!
My daughter was about 7 and we were in the mall and she said she was really thirsty, I was in a clothes store and told her she would have to wait a minute, she then pretended to "pass out" in the store. Everyone was coming up and asking what was wrong and I can see her smirking and peeking out of her eye.
Talk about drama queen~!
After I had phoned the chinese take away to make an order, my 18 month old picked up the phone and said "Fried Rice, Beer"
When my son was 3 he took the battery cover off his tape recorder and lost it so he went and got a sanitary napkin (pad) out of the bathroom and stuck it over the batteries to keep them in. Then he stuck a whole bunch of pads all over our yellow lab just for good measure..too funny!
My 5 year old daughter is hilarious on a regular basis so it's hard to pick one. I'd have to say the time we were walking down the street and she was in the pushchair. A massive dog was walking in front of us, and he had the biggest testicles I have ever seen. My daughter pipes up, "Mummy, why has that doggy got poo hanging out of his bum?" I couldn't stop laughing and I really couldn't find the words to explain.
We had friends over one evening and my son who was 3yrs old at the time walked over to a very pretty lady and asked her if he could SH*G her leg !, Goodness knows where he got it from but we all laughed apart from the lady who went quite red !
This isnt funny but it sure is cute!
I was making circles with my arms while watching sign language with my daughter. I'd say, ''Look how I make circles with my arms.'' I looked over at my youngest daughter and she was going in circles on the floor. Then my oldest would start singing itsy bitsy spider and when it came to the verse ''Up the the sun and dried up all the rain'' my youngest threw her arms to the top of her head and dropped to the floor. (Keep in mind my youngest is 2)
hi my two girls are 5 and 6 and i wear make up and i was going out my husband and i for our anniversary and when i came out of the bathroom they had put make up on themselves and said that they look like me makeup and lipstick was everywhere and they had on hills and another time we were in walmart and my son who is 10 passed gas and oh wow did it hum and my girls said out real loud eel who farted
One night(I was 21)my husband and I were having sex.My daughter Jennifer(she was 3 at the time) came in the room,saw us and said "Mommy and daddy are playing horses!".We all burst out laughing.
ah so many i could not pick 1 but this 1 will be in my mind for ever
it was round Xmas time and we had done the tree my little one who was going to be 2 soon asked me one day why do you have a decoration in your bum i could not think why till later on that day when she said to everyone mum was putting cream on her legs and i seen her decoration,everyone was like what .
when the wee 1 seen me i was just out the bath putting on moisturiser and had a tampon in she seen the string and thought is was a decoration kids ehh that ain't so silly
MY DAUGHTER JUST TURNED 1 AND MY MOM AND MY FRIENDS HAVE PETS SO WHEN WE GO OVER NOW WE PUT UP THE FOOD WELL NE WAYS THE FIRST TIME SHE TRIED DOG FOOD SHE CRAWLED UP TO IT AND SAT THERE LOOKING AT IT PICKING IT UP AND SMELLING IT AND ABOUT 3 MIN LATER SHE GRABED ANOTHER PIECE AND PUT IT IN HER MOUTH AND AS SOON AS I SAID HER NAME SHE JUMPED AND SPIT IT OUT SO NOW EVERY TIME IF I SEE HER AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS PUTTING SOMETHING IN HER MOUTH AND I YELL HER NAME SHE SPITS IT OUT EVEN HER FOOD!!
My youngest son could and still can fall asleep anywhere at any time, especially whilst eating. I can´t begin to describe the tears of laughter we have shed watching him doze of into various dishes, or even whilst walking along.
When he was really angry he´d call me a "crap father". And one one occasion when we were having fun, out of the blue he asked with an amazingly serious face "your not such a crap father after all are you?"
standing on one leg and forgetting to put the other leg down that's what my daughter did at three years of age it still make me cry with laughter each time i think about it
we was all in the lift and my 14 year old farted and yes the lift was full my 2 year old shouted at the top of her voice "you just pip and it smells" well my 14 year old never let her forget it lol
My daughter got into bed with me in the middle of the night and I broke wind (gross I know) and I could hear her making sniffing noises and she said whats that smell. it smells like joshes cat food! Me and her daddy burst out laughing and for ages after he kept chuckling to himself as he was going back to sleep!
Well his not my kid he's my fiancee's son. But a while back he got onto the springy horse thing at the playground and started swinging backwards and forwards, lifting his one hand pretending to swing a rope in the air and said:' jaiks, I've got a snake in my boots!' It was super funny as he has a mushroom cut and the hair was flopping all over the place and i never thought a 4 year old could actually quote a movie, and make it look so funny!
The other day we stopped at the services on our way to London. it was kind of busy in the shop and we were trying to keep him to not run off the hole time, that alone attracts alot of attention. So he pickes up a packet of condoms, and askes if we could get them.saying NO!! we dont want that, he makes a scene and doesnt want to putt it down. All eyes on us, it really funny though!
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