Oops I'm pregnant again, this time the doctor says its a turnip, name suggestions? and what do i feed it?
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cool first mommy to have a turnip
name it turnney
fed it worms
send a picture of turnney eatting the worms
Greeny! an dirt!
Call it Tommy and feed it manure
wtf are you nuts
WHAT?
Excuse me . . . You gave birth to a turnip . . .?
you can name it baby spud, and feed it miracle grow, and don't forget that water!
u shouldn't have had sex in the first place any way
well don't feed it vegtables cos that would be canabalism.
Call it Turner and let it breast feed
I suppose Sven or Olaf would be good names - they're Swede-ish!!
Call it Baldrick and feed it on lurve.
name it paige, or a guy turnip, Jack. wat was ur baby the first time?
lettuce, tomato,onion?
feed it....ive gotta a perfect solution..eat the turnip then u wont need a name or feeding plan!
Turnocchio, plant him on your vegfriend.
feed it tommy lee jones and you'll have a right strong but loyal bastard,lol
feed it your brains. oh i forgot you have not got one
Who the hell is the father? Swamp thing?
Call it Worzel and dont feed it .. hmmm, soil?!!?
Call it Wurzal and feed it growmore
Gordon Brown, you could feed it money and plenty of it!
I'd suggest you call it Bunio, which is latin for turnip. Feed it what you would feed any normal baby. Kebebas, ciggerettes and Jack Daniels, also make it watch porn and teach it to make its own distillery, thus making you money by the sale of its drinks.
Toni/Tony suitable 4a boy or girl. Dont feed it wait til its older then let it feed you!
just keep ur husbands name
Do you own a garden full of sexy vegatables? if you are a gardener and enjoy your stock feed them sunlite and pure water ,be sure to keep the topsoil loose and full!
You could call it Spud, say you thought it was a potato not a turnip. Feed it plant food, put it in a grow bag, don't forget to water it. SIng to it - I hear they like that kind of thing. And congrats on the new addition to your family.
fefe - icecream
Next time try to tell the difference between a guy and a turnip. U shud call victim cause its bound 2 be bullied at school. and dabs it a turnip not a swede
My name- MIkail. Thats the name of the angel in charge of provision for men and animals. Rain and agriculture.
Pray he turns a muslim too.
you have a turnip in your stomach
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