EFFALUMPS and PAPPLEFLYS?

when i was real likkle it was how i said elaphants and butterflys..what funny words did you get wrong as a kid

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Apparently, my first words were a repeat of a dire warning I was given about not touching the clock in my grandma's house. Unfortunately, I don't think I had the "L" sound down quite right, so my first words of wisdom ever were "No touchacock".

If I'd known enough to be embarrassed. I probably wouldn't have been anyway.

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My daughter called McDonald's "the mustard place" because of the big yellow M. And Frigafrator was refrigerator.
brethfast, and unguns. breakfast and onions
I can't say Sink I say "zinc" and I can't say wrestling I use to say "westlin" and I still can't say scissors right.
I can tell you some from my son:

hooscase for suitcase (we still use that one!)
eyebrowned for eyebrow
daddad for Grandad (that one's stuck as well!)
"I can't know that" instead of "I don't know"

He's 24 now - JUST KIDDING! He's seven :)
manatoes-tomatos,dumlick-drums. of them were in my own language,u wouldnt understand.
my daughter used to say OBBELEL instead of horrible.
They tell me that I used to say:

"My back Lard is Lellow"....(guess we didn't water the lawn, much).....lol!

BTW.....I CAN pronounce my "Y" 's .. now!!
I would say nunamarge which i thought was nail varnish.
i used to say lellow insted of yellow.. and i used to say arha for sarah lol and vigenar insted of vinegar
My daughter says the following:

Jores for chores
Maflingos for flamingos
callapitters for caterpillers
and instead of nostrils she would say her left nose or her right nose coz she couldn't remember the word nostrils.
My daughter recently had chicken Plox, bless her.

Gygestive biscuits instead of Digestive.

And did you know in T Wizard of Oz movie, the cowardly lion needed porridge not courage.
anthonnas for mcdonalds
muthang for mustang
limatseth for elizabeth
mazageen = magazine
dog dog = hot dog
screem = ice cream
pasketti = spaghetti
I love it sometimes when my kids get it wrong and I can't bear to correct them cos it sounds so sweet doesn't it! Mine still say.. Whos look aftering us? (eldest one is 11)
One of my kids kept pointing to a painting he had done and saying 'sie sie' (as in sounding of 'pie') and me and my friend didn't have a clue what he meant. He was having trouble hearing and speaking and had an operation to have grommits put in. Well once he had this done he could hear properly and we pointed to the painting and said whats that? His answer...... SUNSHINE! Bless him!
MY DAUGHTER SAYS DANDYLION FOR DANDRUFF
Cute!
My funny words are all German.
i used to say skelaband for skeleton
my little brother used to call me heber but my name is heather
i used to call everything in the kitchen a microwave whether it be a toaster, refrigerator, or cabinet
Instead of saying last night I used to say nastnight
My daughter, 3, says,
swamich for sandwich,
glymet for blanket,
lasternight, a combination of last night and yesterday, it's hilarious, there's probably a bunch more but those are just off the top of my head.

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