What hurts more?

being hit in the testys or child birth??

Answers:
Every ones tolerance of pain is very different. With my first child I went all natural, and though it did hurt, it wasn't that bad. Many women opt to have a second or more child...I have never met a man that opted to get kicked in the groin a second time. So, you do the math.
child birth
Since no one can experience both, the answer to that question can't be known. However, the pain from being hit in the testicles is usually compared to the pain of menstrual cramps, not childbirth.
my baalls
Childbirth.

Imagine pushing a bowling ball out the end of your penis. Then compare that to being hit in the balls.
I would go for child birth, imagine having to pass a bowling ball.ouch.
Child Birth hands down!
Child birth no contest! Have you ever tried passing a watermelon?!
Childbirth.

Do men need epidurals for getting hit the testicles? No.
child birth! not that i would know about the first lol, but i think the pain lasts longer, and i suppose it depends how hard the privates were kicked ?
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being hit in the testys, the pain goes away in minutes.
Childbirth pain lasts 15 hours. But it is worth it.
I don't think it can ever be gauged, because women and men take pain differently.
But I'm positive that if you have to go to hospital and be given pain killers and morphine it must be child birth..
However I have seen a man weep after I accidently flick kicked his privates..I say flick because it was more of a slap than a determined boot in the groin..
He was in a lot of pain.
sorry but although i have given birth and know how that feels, i have never been hit in the testes owing to the fact that i do not have any, so i can not answer your question.
Lets see a few minutes of pain verses hours of labor pains. Hmm let me think..
Foolish man. You could probably compare the two if the man was being repeatedly kicked in the balls, for as long as the woman is in labour. Face it, you would die.
Imagine what would hurt more, being hit in the testys (intense, albeit short-lived pain) or putting up with excruciating pains for hours and hours on end only to have it culminate in pushing a large watermelon-sized object out of your #$%^.
good question!! child birth of course!!
Matty, I can easily tell you that there is no other pain in the world like child birth.
Throwing back your example, imagine someone kicking you really hard in the 'testys'. Let's say an hour or so goes by and you can start feeling them again. Now imagine that someone else who can kick harder than the last person does it to you again. Go through that vicious cycle for maybe a month and you would still be no where close to the pain of child birth. Especially considering labour pains comes roughly every two minutes when you're completely into it.




This is where you get to sick back looking like a stunned mullet and think to yourself 'Thank Goodness that I will never have to experience that in my life!'
I think it depends who you speak to, if a woman had an easy labour or a hard labour et, so in answer to your question no one knows
Child birth, ask any woman.
I would guess child birth since it takes so much longer to recover.
tell u what the next time u know a pregnant woman u go thru child birth for her and then u will know the answer is child birth i mean u try squeezing something the size of a watermellon out of something the size of a lemon then tell us that a kick on the balls is worse
How can anyone ever know that, unless they are a hermaphrodite with all the relevant bits intact?
child birth, it bloody hurts, really hurts!! I have done it 4 times, and after the first, i dreaded the next, and the next etc, cause you know what is coming.ouch!!
child birth,
for us women how would we know what its like being hit in the testy's,unless theres something your not telling us,lol
all i know is when my partner gets hit in his,he's on the floor nearly crying,pmsl
child birth you try giving birth to a child when the head is crowning feels like somewhere set fire to you then you have the mother of all periods for 6 weeks after how is it with your testes then
child birth ow
Child birth! Thats a given lol , I once heard a joke, in order for men to understand how painfull Child Birh really is to take his bottom lip and pull it over his head! lol
without a doubt, childbirth
i have had two children and honestly it didnt hurt that much, my boyfriends balls are so touchy i think if i were to kick him one he would cry like a baby, i will give a try and get back to you!

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