What kind of really naughty things do your babies get up to?
sometimes it seems babies get up to no good (especially toddlers) but just when u think u've given birth to citizen y and z rolled into one, s/he does or says something to remind us they're human. wot r your kids up to of late?
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Well, its not just toddlers that create havoc - my little brother - whose 11 days old, has learned the art of peeing straight up in the air EVERY SINGLE time his nappy is changed - covering everything in a 2 metre radius in little sprinkles!
There's also my friend's baby, who is 7 months and has a knack of pulling every CD and DVD out of the rack in a matter of seconds - I was babysitting her last week, and I left her under the guidance of my Husband (27) for 2 minutes whilst I made her bottle up, and she had crawled (or rather - shuffled) along the length of the living room to the CD rack and all 60-odd CD's went flying to the ground - she then decided to try and use the CD rack as a ladder! Only then did my husband realise what she was doing! Suffice it to say, it'll be some time before I leave him alone with kids again!
Drawing on the walls taking food out of the fridge messing the whole house up
hm.. well today they got into the sunscreen and covered themselves in it.. last week they got a bag of cheesecake mix and spread the superfine powder all over their room.. and the day before, one had fingerpainted on the other with some number 2 from his diaper while i was taking a bath. i could go on and on with this one.. but it would be a really long post lol. suffice it to say.. my kids tend to get into any number of trouble when i can't chase them for some reason. . like the time they got the mustard and covered their room and selves in it.
have fun
i had a dream they pretend they are wisdom
My 3 year old covered my hall walls in red wax crayon and I mean covered! She used half the crayon and all when I woz on the phone for five minutes!
Spose that's taught me a lesson!
By the way she's asleep as the mo! I'm safe!
Crayon on the wall (a favourite I see). Tearing up a couple of £20 notes from my purse. Playing with, and ruining, my make-up. Stripping off in the park.. the usual toddler stuff really. It's all good fun though and keeps me fit!
My little brothers just got in trouble for writing on everything else but paper. The walls are covered, their beds are covered, and one of them looks like a smurf hes so covered. Thank the Gods they are old enough to clean it themselfs!! Even me, a 15 year old, doesnt get in as much trouble as my little bros do..
my oldest (2 1/2 yr old) rips my wallpaper and sticks chocolate 2 the wall. my baby (8months) is army crawling cuz he's chubby and he grabs wires, chews magazines and bites my ankles - teething.
My three year old colored her hands and feet with red permanent marker. The other day she decided to poop on the porch instead of in her potty. And she keeps getting into the snack foods (pretzels, cookies, crackers) and scattering them all over the floor. My 20 month old keeps getting into the drawer with plastic bags and tin foil then puts them everywhere. She also keeps dumping out all of the baby shampoo and soap into the tub. She also likes to get into the hair spray stuff. They both keep coloring on stuff they aren't supposed to like books, toys, furniture, etc. Also they continue to dump all of the toys, books, and movies all over the floor. This is actually pretty good behavior compared to other times. They most annoying thing they do is as soon as my husband gets home from work they both start to whine and cry a lot and fight for his attention, it drives him crazy and makes me feel like it's my fault.
Well lets see last week my daughter decided it was fun that instead of telling me she did poopy (which she normally does) she reached into her diaper and played with it.
Also shes got a new found love for living on the edge. Shes been jumping off of EVERYTHING. Her bed, the couch! Shes such a dare devil. Its stressing me OUT! Gonna invest in TONS of pillows and padding to protect her.
Alot of parents say their kids color on the walls, I don't have that problem because I only let my son color at the table, and with those special markers that can only color on the special paper, but what my son does do is he likes to play in the toilet, and as soon as you forget to close the door he is in there playing in it. its gross.
Pouring his juice out, all over the floor, chair, table, toys everything is sticky right now.
Drawing on the walls/Getting under the cabinets./Locking selves into rooms and closets./Flushing barbies and action figures down the toilet./Jumping on beds./Throwing food./Making an "ice skating rink" in the kitchen by taking everything out of the refrigerator and dumping it on the floor.
Yeah..all of that really happened.
my 14 month old lil girl got into my tampons yesterday when i was cleaning my room. she left it open and wet (with drool not menstral) in the hall where my friends who were visiting say it.
Just yesterday, my 3 and 4 year old boys thought it would be fun to DUMP all the shampoo out in the tub { remind you , a brand new bottle} and go slipping and slidding in there. Than just a few hours later, they decided they was going to get my flour out of the fridge and Put it all over my KITCHEN... oh how lovely, what a MESS...... not to mention.....the following day, take the pepper and put all over their bedroom floor...... KIDS. gotta love them
My 20 month old likes to pull the nobs off the cooker! and throw toys behind the tv
My almost 27 month old likes to draw on the walls if we're not watching ("I only took my eyes off him for a second" said my hubby), juice all over the place, "science experiments" involving pouring water and drinks into and onto various objects, screaming and tantrums and occasional hitting and biting. He also likes to take all the knobs off our wardrobes. The best has to be when I took him to the toilet with me while we were out for the day. Bearing in mind we are in the middle of potty training and this is his new obsession, he announced at the top of his voice as only toddlers can do "Mummy, you did a big wee"! (I suppose I should be grateful I wasn't there for anything else!).
Love him though!
yesterday my 2 yr old went out the doggie door and turned the hose on but then came in and told on himself.... i couldnt do anything but laugh
my 3 year old nephew and 5 year old niece like to play in the toilet and bathroom, even though they have hundreds of toys it seems that putting toilet paper down the loo and pouring talcum powder everywhere is much more fun. and lets not forget the oh so annoying habit of mimicking everything you say.
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Answers:
Well, its not just toddlers that create havoc - my little brother - whose 11 days old, has learned the art of peeing straight up in the air EVERY SINGLE time his nappy is changed - covering everything in a 2 metre radius in little sprinkles!
There's also my friend's baby, who is 7 months and has a knack of pulling every CD and DVD out of the rack in a matter of seconds - I was babysitting her last week, and I left her under the guidance of my Husband (27) for 2 minutes whilst I made her bottle up, and she had crawled (or rather - shuffled) along the length of the living room to the CD rack and all 60-odd CD's went flying to the ground - she then decided to try and use the CD rack as a ladder! Only then did my husband realise what she was doing! Suffice it to say, it'll be some time before I leave him alone with kids again!
Drawing on the walls taking food out of the fridge messing the whole house up
hm.. well today they got into the sunscreen and covered themselves in it.. last week they got a bag of cheesecake mix and spread the superfine powder all over their room.. and the day before, one had fingerpainted on the other with some number 2 from his diaper while i was taking a bath. i could go on and on with this one.. but it would be a really long post lol. suffice it to say.. my kids tend to get into any number of trouble when i can't chase them for some reason. . like the time they got the mustard and covered their room and selves in it.
have fun
i had a dream they pretend they are wisdom
My 3 year old covered my hall walls in red wax crayon and I mean covered! She used half the crayon and all when I woz on the phone for five minutes!
Spose that's taught me a lesson!
By the way she's asleep as the mo! I'm safe!
Crayon on the wall (a favourite I see). Tearing up a couple of £20 notes from my purse. Playing with, and ruining, my make-up. Stripping off in the park.. the usual toddler stuff really. It's all good fun though and keeps me fit!
My little brothers just got in trouble for writing on everything else but paper. The walls are covered, their beds are covered, and one of them looks like a smurf hes so covered. Thank the Gods they are old enough to clean it themselfs!! Even me, a 15 year old, doesnt get in as much trouble as my little bros do..
my oldest (2 1/2 yr old) rips my wallpaper and sticks chocolate 2 the wall. my baby (8months) is army crawling cuz he's chubby and he grabs wires, chews magazines and bites my ankles - teething.
My three year old colored her hands and feet with red permanent marker. The other day she decided to poop on the porch instead of in her potty. And she keeps getting into the snack foods (pretzels, cookies, crackers) and scattering them all over the floor. My 20 month old keeps getting into the drawer with plastic bags and tin foil then puts them everywhere. She also keeps dumping out all of the baby shampoo and soap into the tub. She also likes to get into the hair spray stuff. They both keep coloring on stuff they aren't supposed to like books, toys, furniture, etc. Also they continue to dump all of the toys, books, and movies all over the floor. This is actually pretty good behavior compared to other times. They most annoying thing they do is as soon as my husband gets home from work they both start to whine and cry a lot and fight for his attention, it drives him crazy and makes me feel like it's my fault.
Well lets see last week my daughter decided it was fun that instead of telling me she did poopy (which she normally does) she reached into her diaper and played with it.
Also shes got a new found love for living on the edge. Shes been jumping off of EVERYTHING. Her bed, the couch! Shes such a dare devil. Its stressing me OUT! Gonna invest in TONS of pillows and padding to protect her.
Alot of parents say their kids color on the walls, I don't have that problem because I only let my son color at the table, and with those special markers that can only color on the special paper, but what my son does do is he likes to play in the toilet, and as soon as you forget to close the door he is in there playing in it. its gross.
Pouring his juice out, all over the floor, chair, table, toys everything is sticky right now.
Drawing on the walls/Getting under the cabinets./Locking selves into rooms and closets./Flushing barbies and action figures down the toilet./Jumping on beds./Throwing food./Making an "ice skating rink" in the kitchen by taking everything out of the refrigerator and dumping it on the floor.
Yeah..all of that really happened.
my 14 month old lil girl got into my tampons yesterday when i was cleaning my room. she left it open and wet (with drool not menstral) in the hall where my friends who were visiting say it.
Just yesterday, my 3 and 4 year old boys thought it would be fun to DUMP all the shampoo out in the tub { remind you , a brand new bottle} and go slipping and slidding in there. Than just a few hours later, they decided they was going to get my flour out of the fridge and Put it all over my KITCHEN... oh how lovely, what a MESS...... not to mention.....the following day, take the pepper and put all over their bedroom floor...... KIDS. gotta love them
My 20 month old likes to pull the nobs off the cooker! and throw toys behind the tv
My almost 27 month old likes to draw on the walls if we're not watching ("I only took my eyes off him for a second" said my hubby), juice all over the place, "science experiments" involving pouring water and drinks into and onto various objects, screaming and tantrums and occasional hitting and biting. He also likes to take all the knobs off our wardrobes. The best has to be when I took him to the toilet with me while we were out for the day. Bearing in mind we are in the middle of potty training and this is his new obsession, he announced at the top of his voice as only toddlers can do "Mummy, you did a big wee"! (I suppose I should be grateful I wasn't there for anything else!).
Love him though!
yesterday my 2 yr old went out the doggie door and turned the hose on but then came in and told on himself.... i couldnt do anything but laugh
my 3 year old nephew and 5 year old niece like to play in the toilet and bathroom, even though they have hundreds of toys it seems that putting toilet paper down the loo and pouring talcum powder everywhere is much more fun. and lets not forget the oh so annoying habit of mimicking everything you say.
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