Viagra Question. Have you heard about this?
Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Answers:
I sprinkle powdered Viagra in my tea.
It does nothing for my erection, but it stops my biscuits going soft.
DO NOT use drug. Use a hardware tool if your girl couldn't reach orgasm. :)
VERY FUNNY, but I am sure someone will report you for putting that under the medicine bit.
GOOD ONE !
It doesn't matter.
As long as they die with a smile on their faces.
Site Moniters will be after you again
But i think it`s funny.
Funny!
I took a viagra and it got stuck in my throat.. all I got was a stiff neck.
Did you know that Viagra was actually made with the intention of curing heart problems, and when they were doing clinical trials of it on people they wondered why people wouldnt give the centres back any left over drug, and they discovered it was because one of the side effects was keeping an erection- so they used it to their advantage and marketed it as an erection drug instead of a heart drug- and its prob made them more money than it ever would have as a heart drug!
That is precisely what the drug cos may be looking for- a large, clue-less elderly population. Each and every one of them their regular customers.
Anyways, ppl on the planet are obsessed with sex and things that could help increase their apparent masculinity. feminity, depending on their sexes.
It's a huge, unending market.
Research into actual social medication- Alzheimer's et al is not monetarily rewarding- not even 1% compared to sex associated stuff.
The Drug companies have their share holders to answer and the executives need to keep their jobs and earn their bonuses too
Good joke. I'll have to use that in a meeting some time.
Unfortunately as used to teach pharmacology at Cambridge University I know that the generic name for Viagra is
SILDENAFIL CITRATE
lol.that was cute:)
Good one, thanks
nice
Good question, loved the punch line.
Another poster already stated this, but Viagra was supposed to be a heart medication. My grandmother has taken it since 2001 for CHF, and it has worked well. Now, however; there is the same drug under a new name, Revatio. It is the same drug, only in different dosages. And, Revatio can be used in women, where Viagra was contraindicated.
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Answers:
I sprinkle powdered Viagra in my tea.
It does nothing for my erection, but it stops my biscuits going soft.
DO NOT use drug. Use a hardware tool if your girl couldn't reach orgasm. :)
VERY FUNNY, but I am sure someone will report you for putting that under the medicine bit.
GOOD ONE !
It doesn't matter.
As long as they die with a smile on their faces.
Site Moniters will be after you again
But i think it`s funny.
Funny!
I took a viagra and it got stuck in my throat.. all I got was a stiff neck.
Did you know that Viagra was actually made with the intention of curing heart problems, and when they were doing clinical trials of it on people they wondered why people wouldnt give the centres back any left over drug, and they discovered it was because one of the side effects was keeping an erection- so they used it to their advantage and marketed it as an erection drug instead of a heart drug- and its prob made them more money than it ever would have as a heart drug!
That is precisely what the drug cos may be looking for- a large, clue-less elderly population. Each and every one of them their regular customers.
Anyways, ppl on the planet are obsessed with sex and things that could help increase their apparent masculinity. feminity, depending on their sexes.
It's a huge, unending market.
Research into actual social medication- Alzheimer's et al is not monetarily rewarding- not even 1% compared to sex associated stuff.
The Drug companies have their share holders to answer and the executives need to keep their jobs and earn their bonuses too
Good joke. I'll have to use that in a meeting some time.
Unfortunately as used to teach pharmacology at Cambridge University I know that the generic name for Viagra is
SILDENAFIL CITRATE
lol.that was cute:)
Good one, thanks
nice
Good question, loved the punch line.
Another poster already stated this, but Viagra was supposed to be a heart medication. My grandmother has taken it since 2001 for CHF, and it has worked well. Now, however; there is the same drug under a new name, Revatio. It is the same drug, only in different dosages. And, Revatio can be used in women, where Viagra was contraindicated.
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