How do chickens lay eggs with the date printed on? bloody clever aint they ha ha?
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Not only that but how does the Obituary page of the newpapers get people to die in alphabetical order like that?
It is indeed!
Selective breeding my friend. It works wonders.
Wonders.
LOL.. and i just choked on my coffee reading that!
Not half as clever as boxing them up and driving them to the shop
They have a microchip shoved up their ***.
It's the revolutionary ringpiece ink stamp that makes all the difference. Soon they'll be compulsory in dogs too, that way I can find out which cnut keeps crapping at my front gate.
They are installing micro-ink jet printers in their asses.
they must have sex with a stamping machine .. lol
Didnt you know they have ink in thier poo....
You have already received some elements of the answer. The entire truth is that as a part of GWB's WAR ON TERROR all living things are now compelled to eat a digital watch and tracking device at birth. In humans the date stamp is on the bottom of the left foot for females and the right foot for males. Check it out. I can't find the stamp on ***** cats. It must be under the fur somewhere.
You will notes that the stamp on the egg is therefore an error. The stamp should really be on the chick. No doubt this will be soon be corrected by the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.
Good observation. I love it.
Sod the date. Where does that little lion come from?
turn it round and it tells you if its double yolk
Lol. Im not sure, but it explains why I found bits of my printer when I was cleaning out the chicken coop.
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