What will you do when the zombies come?
Let's face it, it's inevitable. When the zombies attack, how will you survive? What's your plan? Everyone must have one by now. Forget global terrorism and climate change, this must be the greatest threat facing us now, at least that's what the movies tell us.
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i'm glad i'm not the only one thats been preparing for this. i've built a tree house with a rope ladder so once i'm in, no one else can get up. i also stripped the lower tree of its bark and greased that bad boy up. i've got a 2 day supply of pants and socks stashed in a fake birds nest further up the tree. a packet of beef hula hoops cleverly painted green hanging from a branch, and a bottle of lucazade with feathers stuck to it sat on my pants. if things get really bad, and i've got to finish myself, i've got a cd player with britneys album in it with enough battery power for just one song. it shouldn't come to that though.
I will vote republican.
Planning on just becoming one too. They always seem to have all the fun.
run, trip and then be eaten
Zombies....well I think I'll just go as far away as possible.
feed him anybody he wants except me
I'll become one too.
just do what they do in the movies run or get eaten
my great plan is to lie down and pretend im dead. now i know this sounds a little silly but im working on the idea that the simplest plans are usually the best
And who may I ask is the number one zombie?
I've got a blow-up doll of Dick Cheney. That will scare them off.
You are already here
I'm going to do some awfully sick sexual stuff to them, sure you might call it necrophilia but you have to take your chance when it comes round. A quick dry root isn't going to keep these undead back, only a good hardcore fisting session and more is going to drive the hordes back into the ground and the rest will turn in their graves.
I will convert to Islam and threaten them with a holy war. They will probably leave me alone as they must also have their fears.
Barricade yourself in a shopping centre. And be in the posession of a helicopter too. Might be a good idea to locate fuel sources too. And for god's sake, don't get bitten!!
I for one am going to run to the nearest Mega-Mall, picking up a few people along the way. Like a crazy Veteran, a hot chick and her boyfriend, a guy and his son, a rookie cop and maybe a stray dog. Then we will hide out in the mall for days, fending off the zombies, raiding the mall stores and waiting for the army to show up to save us.
Shoot their ***!! Although if you watch "Dawn of The Dead", holding up in a a shopping mall seems to be a good idea-just beware of nasty biker gangs.and zombies...AND SHOOT THEIR ***!!!
Why do you think there are zombies? Do you really believe that a dead person can come back? Come on, they have been embalmed and there is no brain activity for them to function or walk. I think this is merely fictious.
Run as fast as I can
hide under my bed
What's ANDY doing with a blow-up doll of Dick Cheney?
i'm going to get ebola on my face and pretend to be one of them - it's the perfect excuse for cannibalism.
I'll go like "Yo, homi, wassup?" which in human language would be "Uhhhhohohuhhhhahhhhhooooh"
You've been watching too many Zombie films, Get a life. These films are only make believe.
I will join forces with them then take them down from within. Muahahaha
RUN AWAY!!!!!! (well at least try as I'm a very clumsy person! lol)
Maybe Agent Moulder is right, maybe we don't stay with the zombie long enough to see what all they do. Maybe eating is just the first thing they do that they missed while dead. Then they have sex, and dance etc.
I guess Ill get weapons and ammo and pop skulls anyway, cause I'm not food.
Wonder if playing loud White zombie, or just plain Rob Zombie would be like a shield against them?
.where is my research team when I need them.
What they havent already arrived.?? Looking at our Government i would have said so.
First, I'd run to my uncles house.. he has a lot of guns (Im from the south hehe) Then, get some of those chain mail shark suits (to keep them from biting me.Im also from florida, they're easy to get) and make sure everyone still alive in my posse has one, especialy my lil' boy. THEN, we'd periodically drive in a Hum-vee to the super wal-mart, w/ a semi-automatic weapon of some kind strapped to the roll-bar thingie on top, for provisions. Along the way we would save the people still alive, especially the children, and quarantine those individuals already bitten/infected (except in special circumstances) and make sure that we teach daily lessons on zombie destruction and gun safety to the newbies in our makeshift compound w/ full perimeter laser activated security features. hehe, yes, Ive given this some thought :D
To Pedro and Jadee: Lighten up! We know that!!
Grab my trusty sumarai sword and then make like The Bride in Kill Bill 1 & 2.
In the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, the Top 10 Lessons for surviving a zombie attack includes using a blade as it does not need reloading.
I am really looking forward to the Zombie invasion. I have studied in detail their various mannerisms and the speed at which they can move their dreadful bodies. Lets be honest they aren't the fastest creatures on earth. You will also probably have noticed that a large sickle (device for cutting corn) or one of the newer AK47 models will stop them in their tracks with little chance of recovery for the poor creatures. While this will be the obvious means that my friends and I will use to rid the planet of Zombies, I feel that my Mercedes Benz will be invaluable during the invasion. I intend to replace my Mercedes badge with a metal brain (this will attract the Zombies) and simply drive down the road at 80 miles per hour. Now if a Zombie collides with a Merc travelling at 80 mph, who is going to come out the worst?
I suppose I'll just carry a recording of "Thriller" around. I'll start playing it whenever any zombies come near me and then start doing the dance from the video. Then they'll start doing the dance too. 'Cause really, how can a zombie resist the thriller? You saw how they totally got into those dance moves when Mike was doing his thing. So anyway, after doing some dancing (I'd stay for a little bit 'cause I can't really resist that song either) as the zombies are still shuffling and whatnot and while Vincent Price is doing his creepy voice thing I sneak away. The zombies had fun, I'm still alive and I got some exercise so I don't have to go to the gym that day. Win, win!
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i'm glad i'm not the only one thats been preparing for this. i've built a tree house with a rope ladder so once i'm in, no one else can get up. i also stripped the lower tree of its bark and greased that bad boy up. i've got a 2 day supply of pants and socks stashed in a fake birds nest further up the tree. a packet of beef hula hoops cleverly painted green hanging from a branch, and a bottle of lucazade with feathers stuck to it sat on my pants. if things get really bad, and i've got to finish myself, i've got a cd player with britneys album in it with enough battery power for just one song. it shouldn't come to that though.
I will vote republican.
Planning on just becoming one too. They always seem to have all the fun.
run, trip and then be eaten
Zombies....well I think I'll just go as far away as possible.
feed him anybody he wants except me
I'll become one too.
just do what they do in the movies run or get eaten
my great plan is to lie down and pretend im dead. now i know this sounds a little silly but im working on the idea that the simplest plans are usually the best
And who may I ask is the number one zombie?
I've got a blow-up doll of Dick Cheney. That will scare them off.
You are already here
I'm going to do some awfully sick sexual stuff to them, sure you might call it necrophilia but you have to take your chance when it comes round. A quick dry root isn't going to keep these undead back, only a good hardcore fisting session and more is going to drive the hordes back into the ground and the rest will turn in their graves.
I will convert to Islam and threaten them with a holy war. They will probably leave me alone as they must also have their fears.
Barricade yourself in a shopping centre. And be in the posession of a helicopter too. Might be a good idea to locate fuel sources too. And for god's sake, don't get bitten!!
I for one am going to run to the nearest Mega-Mall, picking up a few people along the way. Like a crazy Veteran, a hot chick and her boyfriend, a guy and his son, a rookie cop and maybe a stray dog. Then we will hide out in the mall for days, fending off the zombies, raiding the mall stores and waiting for the army to show up to save us.
Shoot their ***!! Although if you watch "Dawn of The Dead", holding up in a a shopping mall seems to be a good idea-just beware of nasty biker gangs.and zombies...AND SHOOT THEIR ***!!!
Why do you think there are zombies? Do you really believe that a dead person can come back? Come on, they have been embalmed and there is no brain activity for them to function or walk. I think this is merely fictious.
Run as fast as I can
hide under my bed
What's ANDY doing with a blow-up doll of Dick Cheney?
i'm going to get ebola on my face and pretend to be one of them - it's the perfect excuse for cannibalism.
I'll go like "Yo, homi, wassup?" which in human language would be "Uhhhhohohuhhhhahhhhhooooh"
You've been watching too many Zombie films, Get a life. These films are only make believe.
I will join forces with them then take them down from within. Muahahaha
RUN AWAY!!!!!! (well at least try as I'm a very clumsy person! lol)
Maybe Agent Moulder is right, maybe we don't stay with the zombie long enough to see what all they do. Maybe eating is just the first thing they do that they missed while dead. Then they have sex, and dance etc.
I guess Ill get weapons and ammo and pop skulls anyway, cause I'm not food.
Wonder if playing loud White zombie, or just plain Rob Zombie would be like a shield against them?
.where is my research team when I need them.
What they havent already arrived.?? Looking at our Government i would have said so.
First, I'd run to my uncles house.. he has a lot of guns (Im from the south hehe) Then, get some of those chain mail shark suits (to keep them from biting me.Im also from florida, they're easy to get) and make sure everyone still alive in my posse has one, especialy my lil' boy. THEN, we'd periodically drive in a Hum-vee to the super wal-mart, w/ a semi-automatic weapon of some kind strapped to the roll-bar thingie on top, for provisions. Along the way we would save the people still alive, especially the children, and quarantine those individuals already bitten/infected (except in special circumstances) and make sure that we teach daily lessons on zombie destruction and gun safety to the newbies in our makeshift compound w/ full perimeter laser activated security features. hehe, yes, Ive given this some thought :D
To Pedro and Jadee: Lighten up! We know that!!
Grab my trusty sumarai sword and then make like The Bride in Kill Bill 1 & 2.
In the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, the Top 10 Lessons for surviving a zombie attack includes using a blade as it does not need reloading.
I am really looking forward to the Zombie invasion. I have studied in detail their various mannerisms and the speed at which they can move their dreadful bodies. Lets be honest they aren't the fastest creatures on earth. You will also probably have noticed that a large sickle (device for cutting corn) or one of the newer AK47 models will stop them in their tracks with little chance of recovery for the poor creatures. While this will be the obvious means that my friends and I will use to rid the planet of Zombies, I feel that my Mercedes Benz will be invaluable during the invasion. I intend to replace my Mercedes badge with a metal brain (this will attract the Zombies) and simply drive down the road at 80 miles per hour. Now if a Zombie collides with a Merc travelling at 80 mph, who is going to come out the worst?
I suppose I'll just carry a recording of "Thriller" around. I'll start playing it whenever any zombies come near me and then start doing the dance from the video. Then they'll start doing the dance too. 'Cause really, how can a zombie resist the thriller? You saw how they totally got into those dance moves when Mike was doing his thing. So anyway, after doing some dancing (I'd stay for a little bit 'cause I can't really resist that song either) as the zombies are still shuffling and whatnot and while Vincent Price is doing his creepy voice thing I sneak away. The zombies had fun, I'm still alive and I got some exercise so I don't have to go to the gym that day. Win, win!
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