I want to make love to my car but i'm completely exausted!?

it 's a really nice car

Answers:
ohhhhhh! Aren't you jealous of gas stations! They get it all the time. different cars, different positions, different liquids..etc!
I tried to blow a car up once but I burnt my lips on the exhuaust
i found that a bit hard.as in literally. lots of protection is needed
Try and remember to park the car first, make sure the handbrake is fully on. You should find you have lots more energy.
It's not wheel love.

It's just a lust for rust.
have you considered the fact that it might be a male and doesnt wan to be sodomised by u?
wat u do is get ure man, and have some fin in der
true
not until she's 16.
You must be desperate
I done this once with my car when she was hot. I got burned.
Take long vacation get in good condition and give it a try it may work.But remember Handbrake!
Start by slowly winding down the windows, Slide your seat all the way back, tickle the wing mirrors and put a Yorkie in the glove-box. Then you're away! (please not that I was referring to the chocolate bar and not the small rodent-looking dog)
Foreplay is vital. Try a high-speed chase!
my b/f would love to do the same thing
It must be a nice car. I guess you don't have to pay for dinner and a movie!
Then ask it to make love to you. But be warned, it will spew out two litres of.......!!!
i tried making love to my motorbike but it complained it was two tyred..hahahaha

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