Last night I was lying in bed looking at the stars?
I was thinking, what a wonderful night it was,
The complexity of it all,
The distances involved,
The amount of energy it took to create such a place,
The shear awe inspiring, number of Galaxies there where,
And, where the bloody hell my roof had gone.
Answers:
lmao!! There I was thinking it was gonna be deep, and you had me in stitches.
Very good !!
thats a good one. like it lol
Stainless Stephens, 1946. Light programme BBC radio.
belly laugh, thank you x
. you must be living in Kansas, that was Dorothy passing by!
I would wonder the same thing.
if that really happened all i have to say is holy sh**t that it f**king awesome
and then you sang "raindrops keep falling on my head" ?
or "Starry starry night,,,"
or "Where do you go to, my roofey?"
i love it!!
boy, i haven't heard that in about 30 years.
I have no idea where your roof is, but I can tell you that a light year is about 9, 331 200,000,000 km (x 0.62 to get it in mi. I'm from Canada) and that it is predicted that the Universe started from a tiny dot of energy and just exploded because it overcame the gravity that was pushing it together. If I knew how this happened, or who came up with this (well actually it was Georges Lemaitre) I would be God.
obviously you live n Brighton.how was that twister?
and your question is????
Hahaha, that;s funny. You suceeded in making me laugh, I needed it! Smile.
Oh my gosh.There are others out there who
have been visited by the terrible roof borers
from South America. These insidious, destructive,
little creatures move into an area unannounced
begin their carniverous activities right under our very noses. Only if you are very, very observant can
you see their headlamps winking
in the night skyline. Recognition of those messenger
creatures is your first early warning sign of a
probable infestation. Roofs, porches, and patios are
their first target. Infested locals may be spotted up and
down the East Coast where you find a total lack of outdoor bar-b-que pits, porches, patios and saunas.
I understand that major infestations have also settled in Louisana and Mississippi within the last year or so. i heard that they came into that area on a big wind storm.
God only help us if they switch over to toilets and outhouses. We will be in a world of hurt then with no place to unload stuff.
I love looking up at the stars especially on a really clear night and the sky is full of them.
That's a very old joke.
you could have been astral travelling , but I doubt it. as then you would have automatically done a spell check.unfortunately even that would not have picked up the two words , shear and where , as they mean someting else in a different context.
I have a roof which opens to the night sky , in a shepherds cottage in a greek island, there is no light pollution there , which helps.
you just noticed that?
You should always tell the truth, especially in bed!!
That joke is about 100 years old. I heard it so long ago.
why are we upside down when we look into a spoon?
wot is the diference between biological and non biological?
If chimps are 97% human why is the 3% so disgusting like bodily hair, swinging through trees & eatin shite?
if all the plants and trees died and stopped making oxygen.?
i meant does a cockroach pass its life experiences to its offspring?
how many eggs does a woman produce in her lifetime?
Why are the large mystery sea creatures unclear ?
if you had a box mirrored inside with a light bulb in the centre.after turning the light out will it stay lit?
The complexity of it all,
The distances involved,
The amount of energy it took to create such a place,
The shear awe inspiring, number of Galaxies there where,
And, where the bloody hell my roof had gone.
Answers:
lmao!! There I was thinking it was gonna be deep, and you had me in stitches.
Very good !!
thats a good one. like it lol
Stainless Stephens, 1946. Light programme BBC radio.
belly laugh, thank you x
. you must be living in Kansas, that was Dorothy passing by!
I would wonder the same thing.
if that really happened all i have to say is holy sh**t that it f**king awesome
and then you sang "raindrops keep falling on my head" ?
or "Starry starry night,,,"
or "Where do you go to, my roofey?"
i love it!!
boy, i haven't heard that in about 30 years.
I have no idea where your roof is, but I can tell you that a light year is about 9, 331 200,000,000 km (x 0.62 to get it in mi. I'm from Canada) and that it is predicted that the Universe started from a tiny dot of energy and just exploded because it overcame the gravity that was pushing it together. If I knew how this happened, or who came up with this (well actually it was Georges Lemaitre) I would be God.
obviously you live n Brighton.how was that twister?
and your question is????
Hahaha, that;s funny. You suceeded in making me laugh, I needed it! Smile.
Oh my gosh.There are others out there who
have been visited by the terrible roof borers
from South America. These insidious, destructive,
little creatures move into an area unannounced
begin their carniverous activities right under our very noses. Only if you are very, very observant can
you see their headlamps winking
in the night skyline. Recognition of those messenger
creatures is your first early warning sign of a
probable infestation. Roofs, porches, and patios are
their first target. Infested locals may be spotted up and
down the East Coast where you find a total lack of outdoor bar-b-que pits, porches, patios and saunas.
I understand that major infestations have also settled in Louisana and Mississippi within the last year or so. i heard that they came into that area on a big wind storm.
God only help us if they switch over to toilets and outhouses. We will be in a world of hurt then with no place to unload stuff.
I love looking up at the stars especially on a really clear night and the sky is full of them.
That's a very old joke.
you could have been astral travelling , but I doubt it. as then you would have automatically done a spell check.unfortunately even that would not have picked up the two words , shear and where , as they mean someting else in a different context.
I have a roof which opens to the night sky , in a shepherds cottage in a greek island, there is no light pollution there , which helps.
you just noticed that?
You should always tell the truth, especially in bed!!
That joke is about 100 years old. I heard it so long ago.
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