How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



Answers:
Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.
One to notice there's a problem. Ten to sit on a committee and consider possible solutions. One to ring the electrician. And another five to process his bill.
10. 1 to hold the bulb and 9 to rotate the ladder
They don't screw in a lightbulb. They screw in the board room
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they never did due to the fact all they did was sit and talk about it.

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