What positive things can I say about your planet with regards to interplanetary tourism?
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I would put up an advertisement like this:
Planet Earth is covered in Fields.
For all you little ones to practise their markings on.
Traditionally earthling's leave their cattle out at night.
Feel free to take DNA sample's.
Plenty of unintelligent people.
Take you pick on who to abduct today!!!!!
PLANET EARTH...a fun planet for all the family!!! :o)
It ain't crowded! <*)))><
lush green fields the sky an atmosphere
we don't sweat much.for fat guys
"Harmless"
oh no, better change that to
"Mostly Harmless"
The natives are restless but creative. Most galactic tourists will have seen sights to boggle the mind in space but the curious traveller will always be looking for the new in the small and mundane
Freak motherfunker!
When you go back to your goombas at Zeta Reticulus make sure that you tell them there are three "must sees" on our little blue speck.
1) Mardi Gras--you won't be able to tell the humans from the E.T.'s.
2) Disney World--doesn't everyone want to go there?
3) Kentucky Derby Week--we're equal opportunity there.we'll take your money wherever you come from
Live long and prosper!!
Nothing much. Our diseases would probably kill you. Have a nice day.
Our planet has the best bananas..
Still a bit expensive. Many tourists want to experience weightlessness. Government should assist bring the price down.
Earth : It's a great place to stop and take a leak on your way to Jupiter.
Not too hot, not too cold, abundant water and life,,, It would be a great little planet if it were not infested with a nasty little parasite, called humans.
Use this slogan "Earth: The Planet of the Apes"
how about shut the hell up,our ufo problem is bad enough without you advertising us further.
Dont go there girlfriend! lol
It has about every god damn freak on it like your self a freak beat it.
Don't tease the natives
A worldly wise, down to earth experience, if a little taxing, but very reasonable for Mars bars, galaxies and milky ways. Planet now to avoid disappointment.
I can't believe it's not butter
Absolutely nothing! The planet was beautiful once but then people ruined it. Go elsewhere. There is nothing left here.
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