Why is it if your scared of spiders and are sitting on the loo and spot one?
why is it that its the longest piss in history just when you think your done another stream comes and its like niagra falls and it takes eternity to empty your bladder and get out of the loo?
Answers:
Seek medical advice..QUICK!! (me and you are now officially not related pmsl)
i see spiders in my bathroom all the friggn time, sometimes i think its a spiders den and not a bathroom.
see a doctor baby.
lol awwww its because the lil spiders like you.and the piss 1 is a different story maybe u were scared good job it come out that way phew..
I am scared of spiders. Trust me because you are scared, you are always on the lookout for one. Nine out of ten times I see one. I HATE September.
if you were a man you could take aim and blast that spider - like some sort of water canon at a riot.
Oh dear.
I don't know but it always happens that way, doesn't it.
Fear brings out strong energies from within people. So when you fear something, the energy is sensed by the thing you fear.
just be grateful your not in australia where the redback hides under the toilet seats waiting for innocent bums to bite........... when you thought it was safe to go in the bog.....dah dah, dah dah, dah dah dah dah dah dah darrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh. lol
Yes, and you just know the little sod is watching you and waiting for you to move so that it can jump on you . Phew !
because your body tenses up due to your irrational fear after all you are thousands of times larger and can easily squash it , thereby depriving it of existance, and the ability to reproduce and invite several hundred kids along. by the way love the british intro usage of loo ! yeah baby !
GOD DONT TALK TO ME IV ALWAYS HAD A REAL PHOBIA OF THAT I EVEN FUKIN LIFT THE TOILETT SEAT TO CHECK 4 SPIDERS HOW FUKIN SAD IS THAT IM 22 FUKSAKE LIKE I MEAN WHEN N IF I MEET GOD IM GONA ASK IF U HAD TO SEND SPIDERS WHY SEND PHOBIAS TUT TUT BUT I KNOW HOW U FEEL UR NOT THE ONLY TWAT LOL
go to a psychiatrist
go to a phycatratirst he'll give you therapy it'll help u it helped me
so it should helpyou
i guess u think that its not there
Just stay still.. The spider won't bother you if you don't bother it. Don't freak out. And I'm afriad of spiders too. So, it does sorta seem that way. But I suggest you stop, and just go to another bathroom. Much more simpler, ne?
~The Goddess
I think they are mail spiders and, get exited with watching you piss, be careful bot to be raped by one of them.
I always get one of my maids to check the office loo for spiders. If there's one there and she can't catch it, then I'll use one of the other 15 loo's we have at the Hall - but she must check before I'll go.
These 14th century buildings are riddled with them.
We are afraid of Spiders because of Little Miss Muffit being told to us a children..
why is it the little(unnatural)fcukers always run AT you aswell I reckon the little ba5tards know
You should actually wait to go until the spider goes, especially if you're scared of spiders or need to go intensely badly, you should wait for it to go out.
If the spider comes halfway through, you should leave for ages and wait and hold on - it's more fun that way and you know you can do it!
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Answers:
Seek medical advice..QUICK!! (me and you are now officially not related pmsl)
i see spiders in my bathroom all the friggn time, sometimes i think its a spiders den and not a bathroom.
see a doctor baby.
lol awwww its because the lil spiders like you.and the piss 1 is a different story maybe u were scared good job it come out that way phew..
I am scared of spiders. Trust me because you are scared, you are always on the lookout for one. Nine out of ten times I see one. I HATE September.
if you were a man you could take aim and blast that spider - like some sort of water canon at a riot.
Oh dear.
I don't know but it always happens that way, doesn't it.
Fear brings out strong energies from within people. So when you fear something, the energy is sensed by the thing you fear.
just be grateful your not in australia where the redback hides under the toilet seats waiting for innocent bums to bite........... when you thought it was safe to go in the bog.....dah dah, dah dah, dah dah dah dah dah dah darrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh. lol
Yes, and you just know the little sod is watching you and waiting for you to move so that it can jump on you . Phew !
because your body tenses up due to your irrational fear after all you are thousands of times larger and can easily squash it , thereby depriving it of existance, and the ability to reproduce and invite several hundred kids along. by the way love the british intro usage of loo ! yeah baby !
GOD DONT TALK TO ME IV ALWAYS HAD A REAL PHOBIA OF THAT I EVEN FUKIN LIFT THE TOILETT SEAT TO CHECK 4 SPIDERS HOW FUKIN SAD IS THAT IM 22 FUKSAKE LIKE I MEAN WHEN N IF I MEET GOD IM GONA ASK IF U HAD TO SEND SPIDERS WHY SEND PHOBIAS TUT TUT BUT I KNOW HOW U FEEL UR NOT THE ONLY TWAT LOL
go to a psychiatrist
go to a phycatratirst he'll give you therapy it'll help u it helped me
so it should helpyou
i guess u think that its not there
Just stay still.. The spider won't bother you if you don't bother it. Don't freak out. And I'm afriad of spiders too. So, it does sorta seem that way. But I suggest you stop, and just go to another bathroom. Much more simpler, ne?
~The Goddess
I think they are mail spiders and, get exited with watching you piss, be careful bot to be raped by one of them.
I always get one of my maids to check the office loo for spiders. If there's one there and she can't catch it, then I'll use one of the other 15 loo's we have at the Hall - but she must check before I'll go.
These 14th century buildings are riddled with them.
We are afraid of Spiders because of Little Miss Muffit being told to us a children..
why is it the little(unnatural)fcukers always run AT you aswell I reckon the little ba5tards know
You should actually wait to go until the spider goes, especially if you're scared of spiders or need to go intensely badly, you should wait for it to go out.
If the spider comes halfway through, you should leave for ages and wait and hold on - it's more fun that way and you know you can do it!
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