Funny Southern Expressions?

She could make a preacher cuss!
She needs some fries to go with that shake.
Anymore?

Answers:
Pork pie short of a picnic? - But that's from the UK. Plenty more where that came from.
thicker than a snickers
or an oatmeal bar

finna or finsto

slower than molasses in the winter time

bright as a two watt bulb

crazy as a road lizard or a betsy bug
You don`t get lard lessen you boil the whole hog
Bless his heart.
Get 'er done.
"That gal could pop a hem out of a skirt in 20 paces!"
"He's so durn lazy he couldn't raise a stick to hit a snake about to strike!"
"Her legs done got religion!" about someone dancing a jig
"That boy is uglier 'n a mud fence!"
"That ole boy is smart as a bag of rocks!"
"They got higher 'n a Georgie pine!" about a party
"He got drunker 'n 9 Mad Dogs!" reference to getting sloppy drunk .MD 20-20 (cheap wine) being the measure
"She ain't the brightest crayon in the box."
"He's so lazy, if the world was cheese and he was a mouse, he'd still ask somebody else to get him a piece!"
"He's a real son-of-a-Biscuit-eater!"
Darn tootin'!
Food that tastes "so good it will make you slap your granny."

A baby that is "so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around it's neck to get the dog to play with it.

Someone that is so ugly "they must have hit every limb when they fell out of the ugly tree."

Someone with bad manners "ain't got no home trainin'."
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