Whats the most embarressing thing you have ever said or done?
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Farted during sex . wiped the sweat off of my guy when we were going at it .
When I was about 15, I randomly, out of nowhere, while in a public place asked my father, "Dad, what is a c u n t ?"
I fell
I do embarrassing things many times a day.it's always funny to look back at those moments and have a good laugh.
I have way too many to pick a favorite
this is it right here right now
flashed my bum to my friend and i had the worst knickers on and the worst wedgie to match!
I walked into the ladies showers instead of the mens being blind as a bat I couldn't tell until the ladies started screaming on top of that I was naked
Even if I were willing to share that, I wouldn't do it on the Internet. Too embarrassing.
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When i was younger, i was in a supermarket cafe and choked on some salad cream, it was an afternoon and the old people had come out their closets to witness it and make it more embarrasing by asking me 100 times if i was "ok deary"
In high school, right in front of a packed classroom, I asked: "What day does Thanksgiving fall on this year?"..Hence the name Faux Pas. I do this stuff all the time.
i went into a shop and asked for some wooden dildo rail instead of daydorail always getting them mixed up
Yesterday i said that 4 + 2 = 7.how embarassing is that?! im not that stupid tho honest!
My friend got caught masturbating at the movies. As for me I at work I paged a manager to the time **** instead of time clock!
a little bitty fart. that stained my pants.. at a restaurant.it's embarrasing to even mention it.. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Someone kept calling my cell phone and saying hello and hanging up. I got so upset that I called them back and cursed them out. He asked for my name and I fought him verbally. Then he stated he was calling about a job interview. He would be my new boss, and he wanted to speak to me right away because my resume was great. I got the job. But now I have to look at him everyday in the eye knowing I called him a $@%! faced #&!@. How embarrassing!
My daughter (when she was about 12/13) was walking through a shopping centre and 'mauling' herself along the windows until eventually getting to a shop with no window and making a grand entrance onto the floor inside the shop much to the amusement & amazement of the customers
i dove into a pool from the high diving board and lost my trunks,,,and then i got an erection and was asked to leave when i refused to put my swim suit back on, i just slowly walked around the pool with my hardon into the locker room before i put my suit back on and left. i get one every time i tell that story,,, I'll be right back.
My husband got stationed in Italy, so we moved here after the birth of our daughter in 2004. The only Italian I knew was Bella, which means beautiful, and our daughter's name is Isabella and we call her Bella for short. Well, my husband also had been stationed here before we ever met, so he new some Italian. I started trying to learn some, and I was doing ok. But my husband and I were studying words one night and we were laughing at all the cuss words in Italian (Real mature, huh? What are we, 5?) The very next day, I was introduced to some Italians through our neighbor, and I have no idea to this day what happened, if I just had the cuss word on my mind from the day before..I don't know, but I went to say nice to meet you in Italian, and I instead said nice to Fu** you in Italian! Everyone looked at each other, I still didn't realize what I had said, and they started laughing, including my husband. Everyone knew I didn't mean to say that, so they got a big kick out of it, but I was humiliated! I never learned how to say another bad word in Italian again!
i was blabbing rubbish to my friend just saying rubbish(total rubbish). then i said i like ur legs to the the girl i dont like i felt like jumping down a wishing well and never come up it was so imbarassing i wish i could turn back time
When I was about 11 years old I had a major crush on the boy next door. Before I went outside to talk to him, I stuffed my training bra with toilet paper. At some point during the conversation the toilet paper crept up and it was sticking out of the top of my tshirt while I was talking to him. He actually pointed it out. I wanted to die.
lol,, i was asleep on the sofa,, and my 17 year old daughter woke me to tell me a workman from the council, was here to look at my radiators as i was having new central heating and combi boiler installed i told her to tell him to get f**ked, off,and she said hes here, i looked up to see him stood in the room,, lol,, i could have died..
I asked a guy I hadn't seen for ages how his mum was. Thing is, I'd been at her funeral
Oops.
Puked in front of my now ex boyfriend on one of our first dates and whilst standing behind me rubbing my back etc i topped things of by farting right in his face!As you can imagine i was mortified but thankfully he was nice about it and we just laughed it off.
I'm not sure but it made me think, Thanks!
I honestly have too many to list. But I was in the gym the other day and I witnessed something highly embarrassing happen to somebody else (always good)!
A woman was walking across the changing room naked after having a shower with her little boy in tow. At the top of his lungs he shouted after his mum
"Mummy... you've got a big bum!..... And a big willy!!"
If that doesn't put you off having children, I don't know what will!
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