Why is it always me that the smelly, drunken, nutter sits next to on the bus?
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Obviously, opposites attract
becosh I love yer (hic!)
Because of the sign on your back "smelly, drunken, nutters sit here".
Just get up and move hon, there are more important things to worry about in life.
Because it's your boyfriend ?
It's not just you! Try putting a bag on the seat and only remove it when someone 'normal' wants a seat!
Because I don't take the bus any more.
They do say opposites attract - so I think that's a compliment - but try not washing for 10 days, wear the same clothes, get piss*ed out your gourd, arm yourself with a knife and rant about goblin who tortures you in the night - you never know you might find a frog or something..
Its not just you, i must have a Drunk Nutter magnet implanted or something ?, i watched a guy just sit and pee himself once LOL i could not believe what i was seeing - thank goodness the next stop was mine !.
I´m sorry. In future just tell me to go away.
It's called PUBLIC transport. Most of the pubic are stinky idiots.
Thats one of the many reasons why i dont travel on public transport if i can help it.
Thats great because anyone who looks at two people sitting down on a seat they will notice you are clean and you will appeal more to the opposite sex.
NOT ALWAYS JUST YOU LOVE, i swear, i got on the 18 going through harlesden harrow road. and some foregin guy (white) came and sat right next to me, when there were clearly free seats all around. it was my stop so i said excuse me, nicely too, and he didnt even flinch, not even looked at me, so i repeated my self like 10 times, seriously, so i just tried to walk past by sqweesing through and pushing his legs. He then IMMEDIATELY jumped up and started waving his arms and hands in my face saying how i am "fuckin rude, u say excuse me" and i DID 10 TIMES! he looked nutts right, so i was starting to get real scared. i thought that if i walked past he would hit me from behind, but i quickly walked outta the seats and turned towards the door, i didnt want to get eye contact with him, but i dunno why, i turned in his direction, i didnt look at him,but as soon as i turned my head, he started proper shouting at me rude stuff too, and i am normally the kinda shut up and i will let you have it if you dont kinda gal, but this time i was so scared, but some black man stood up and told him "what is your fu*kin problem, your mad, leave the girl alone. " i said thankyou but dont get into it with him, he is a waster, the doors were just opening as i said it. the man who helping me and 2 0r 3 others around us just laughed and i walked off quickly, i dunno what he woulda done if it wasnt my stop. some people are MAD not just simple mad but ANGREY MAD. that is how he was proper angry. the only conclusion i came up with is that he broke up with his girl or something and i looked abit like her. i mean, why else would someone do that, i was just sitting on my own minding my own buisness, some people seriously need help. oh and the druken smelly ones, i just get up and say "if you cant handle it, dont do it, you stink". seriously, they are the RUDE ones for going out in that state on PUBLIC transport, i bet they wouldnt sit next to their mother like that. anyway sorry for going on, but it gets my blood boiling!! i cant wait to get my car! darn buses!
It must be something about you...no seriously try sitting on the end seat or putting your shopping bag/bags if you have any.word of warning do not put your handbag on the seat then you will have another problem with someone running off with it, or better still learn to drive.
Was that you!? I'm sorry! I was on the way to my psychiatrist, wrong bus! wrong psychiatrist!! I apologise, I got the sick stain out of my suit!! Did you?
Maybe you remind them of your Mum & they feel safe & secure..
It can't be you because it's always me.
I thought is was only me - I guess I must get him sat next to me on his return trip; really unsociable to go about drunk/stinking/both.
Always? This is part of the joy of public transportation. Soak it in, all the glory of a classless society where all are equal.
Enjoy it for what it is and thank your lucky stars it is not you! All things are temporary, thank goodness your whole life is not involved with sitting next to smelly drunks. -It could be worse!
Maybe it's bad luck. sorry
and there I was thinking you hadn't even noticed me
maybe it is a lesson in humanity. Sometimes we have to be taught this over and over until you get it!
Did you marry him?
If not, perhaps he's an undercover agent, sent to report back your every move.
Perhaps you should put a whoopie cushion on the seat beside you, he'll soon move.
I get them too and they start to cough and sneeze over me with their vile dog breath! you not the only one!
Because if I was on the same bus he would sit next to me!
beats me why?
LOL, this happened to me I almost just came to expect it, plus the light a cigarette and they all come running I had that problem too! Not anymore!!
This may sound silly but I am gonna put it out there regardless for you.its an answer lol.
Numerology held some interesting points for me, as my numbers showed what 'I attracted' on an energy level. I found that from a past life (whether I believed or not did not matter) I had brought in karmic energy that I initiated way way back in my little souls journey of lifetimes.
ONE of them apparently I was well to do, lived the high society life, never worked, had everything dished out to me, drank alot, probably tarted around a bit (lol) never took responsibility for my actions, the chaos I created (I still create it lol) and hurt some innocent people. No boundaries. To try and make this short I have an 'approachable face' and the energy I omit is not 'go away from me'. Boundaries with past life energy.mentally I say to my boundary angel (lol) please only allow people that serve me for my highest good to enter my space today, keeping from me those that do not sending them forgiveness and light (whoever they may be) and off I trott. No more. I had to practice it into believing it and making intent on this to make it work as I had really had enough of that, the unwanted attention and feeling victimised.
So I took my power back.
Love, Light 'n' Laughter!
Harriett Potty
Because you are a nutter magnet, and when you were a baby someone wrote in special nutter marker pen on your forehead, 'I LOVE NUTTERS!'. Dont worry, someone did that to me, too.
Your name is Jasper Carrot, yes? And you ran this sketch past us in the later 70's, yes?
OK. I claim the extra 10 points for being there when the original was broadcast. Thank you.
Sash.
thats life i sometimes think that they sense our disgust or know we will get them help should they need it
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