I need to get myself a man slave for housework repairs etc do you have the credentials?
they must be able to cook clean do repairs look good naked while doing my house work i cant pay but i will allow you to eat and drink my food after you served mine up first lol
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I will loan you my husband ,this week he has pulled all the wires out of the back of my washing machine ,tripped out of the door and broken the cat flap,knocked a curtain pole down on it`s way down broken a lamp,drilled a hole in the wrong side of my brand new kitchen unit to put a handle on,and scraped the paint off the side of the car when getting it in the drive ,there ! he`s a lovely cook,likes hoovering ,but I`ve never seen him do it naked,
i sure have! not the best a DIY but i look cracking in a pair of cut off denims!
I have the credentials, but I'm already in a tied & legally binding contract
well i could do with the extra work! i cook & clean daily,not many repairs thou as i look after things as i go along. but apart from you feeding me i need to know any perks,leave a comment on my 360,& tell me if i have the position :-)
HAHAHAHAHA! You make me laugh! I wouldn't even do that for my old lady. Hold on she is beckoning me again...Yes dear.uh huh.whatever you say honey..sorry gotta go...okay! I'm on my way!..AHHHHHHHH!!
I can cook and clean, but I "don't look good naked anymore!"
I asked my wife if I could help and she said as soon as I finish the dishes I could come over but I must be home before dark
well im ur man i can do all the above apart from looking good naked coz me is a bit shy lol but that wont alter how i whizz around wiv the hoover and duster at the same time as cooking u a steak dinner. so plz plz hire me
is there such a thing, i havent met one yet!!
Got a even better question for you..what are your credentials?...lol...that just as important....
Well Carla, I do have the right credentials, I can do all the things u are asking & more, but i will need to know more about you first before i jump in & commit myself to your needs
Funnily enough I actually have a degree in whoring myself out so just let me know when and where and I am all yours
s'long as I get to rub meself against ya
Depends how good you are at giving head
Ha, ha..only if we can eat together..OK ?
I can cook, lol and everything else too!
I have credentials, all I can say is you have to judge that personally for yourself!
I am expensive though, but you get something too! Lol
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I will loan you my husband ,this week he has pulled all the wires out of the back of my washing machine ,tripped out of the door and broken the cat flap,knocked a curtain pole down on it`s way down broken a lamp,drilled a hole in the wrong side of my brand new kitchen unit to put a handle on,and scraped the paint off the side of the car when getting it in the drive ,there ! he`s a lovely cook,likes hoovering ,but I`ve never seen him do it naked,
i sure have! not the best a DIY but i look cracking in a pair of cut off denims!
I have the credentials, but I'm already in a tied & legally binding contract
well i could do with the extra work! i cook & clean daily,not many repairs thou as i look after things as i go along. but apart from you feeding me i need to know any perks,leave a comment on my 360,& tell me if i have the position :-)
HAHAHAHAHA! You make me laugh! I wouldn't even do that for my old lady. Hold on she is beckoning me again...Yes dear.uh huh.whatever you say honey..sorry gotta go...okay! I'm on my way!..AHHHHHHHH!!
I can cook and clean, but I "don't look good naked anymore!"
I asked my wife if I could help and she said as soon as I finish the dishes I could come over but I must be home before dark
well im ur man i can do all the above apart from looking good naked coz me is a bit shy lol but that wont alter how i whizz around wiv the hoover and duster at the same time as cooking u a steak dinner. so plz plz hire me
is there such a thing, i havent met one yet!!
Got a even better question for you..what are your credentials?...lol...that just as important....
Well Carla, I do have the right credentials, I can do all the things u are asking & more, but i will need to know more about you first before i jump in & commit myself to your needs
Funnily enough I actually have a degree in whoring myself out so just let me know when and where and I am all yours
s'long as I get to rub meself against ya
Depends how good you are at giving head
Ha, ha..only if we can eat together..OK ?
I can cook, lol and everything else too!
I have credentials, all I can say is you have to judge that personally for yourself!
I am expensive though, but you get something too! Lol
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