A one handed relative with a dark helmet on & a breathing disorder told me he knew what I was getting for Xmas

How's this possible all my stuff is wrapped in wrapping paper?
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Maybe he travelled light speed to the future and saw u opening them!
May the force be with u!
he felt your presents :)
Damn it, that's what I was going to say.
Thats a creepy relative. Is it Darth Vader?
He might also tell you in his dying moments that he is actually your father
where's the question? try asking your relative.
Is this something to do with 'Darth Vader'?
Maybe it was him/her who bought the present..
The Force is with him and your getting A minature death star?
Either the Force is with him, or he's really good at peeling the tape back without tearing the wrapping paper. I know I am.
he bought them
OMG! We might be related!! LOL!
dark helmit projects hoped for crystmas gifts from the list into his eyes and puts a ticker each time thay get surved .

ye man that drug gives him those healing powers !