My doctor said I was a paranoid schizophrenic?
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Well...he didn't actually say that, but I could tell what he was thinking.
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LMAO..can you feel the love around here? The sarcasm is so wonderful I just feel like nurturing it. Hm, I wonder if its a talent.
Anyway, like the guy above me said, your not alone.I get those looks all the time! But I keep telling myself "Surely, it's NOT me. SO it has to be everyone ELSE!". I mean, doc knows best right? Or does he? Hm, maybe he's saying the same thing I say to myself when he was looking at you.. heh heh heh.
Shut up your just being paranoid
Was his next thought about how he's part of a conspiracy to ruin your life? Those darn doctors, they hurt more people then they help.
Funny question :)
Very funny
Soooo..I guess you've got that paranoid thing down...Good for you! You're halfway there!
why not get a second opinion
Doctors always judge us.
Its not being paranoid if everyone really is out to get you.
Which one of you did he tell this to?
if he tells you to take meds make sure you take them all or you will kill someone and I believe if he did he would have told you this is a serious condition most killers in America are skitzos
how you know,,,,,,,,,,
Stay away from me.
if you can tell what he was thinking, you have a talent Hollywood needs
Ok, so was it you or the other you who thought that?
Well, if you really can hear what people think without them saying it, there could be a problem. I suggest you also consult a different doctor assuming the doctor you were talking about was a general physician.
don't take the mess i live with one!
Good, go commit yourself.
Tell him you wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't following you all the time.
maybe he wasn't thinking it about you.. it was about that other guy you brought in with you.. the one that keeps telling you what they are saying about you behind your back.
(love the "dead mans shoes" icon by the way. very apt)
Funny. I had a brother in law that really had it bad. He lives a worthless doped up life. It's not funny. And his worthless Mom draws a check off of him. Other wise she'd send him to a home. Its a terrible thing.
ha ha - The paranoid bit I agree with - after all you understand that the doctor is out to get you - even if he did not say he thoughts out loud, but how did you know that he knew that you knew that you were schizo as well?
Hey man!
Can you tell what we're thinking as we type this? (we use the same fingers you know).
Our psychiatrist thinks he's a schizophrenic too.
Oh! And is your, other you left, or right handed?
well dont brag about it, your NUTS just face it.
No. He probably was thinking 'this guy is swinging the lead'.
He told me that too. I'm sure he did. or did he tell you that?
At least you're never alone being Skitzo
this is the voice inside your head - you are imagining you are reading this. none of this is happening. what's that behind you?
well good 4 u!
maybe he really is out to get you. one of you shold distract him while the other sneaks up behind him and knocks him out, then tie him up and interrogate him. find out who hes working for and why hes after you (and whether its just the one of u he wants or both?)
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.
.
Well...he didn't actually say that, but I could tell what he was thinking.
Answers:
LMAO..can you feel the love around here? The sarcasm is so wonderful I just feel like nurturing it. Hm, I wonder if its a talent.
Anyway, like the guy above me said, your not alone.I get those looks all the time! But I keep telling myself "Surely, it's NOT me. SO it has to be everyone ELSE!". I mean, doc knows best right? Or does he? Hm, maybe he's saying the same thing I say to myself when he was looking at you.. heh heh heh.
Shut up your just being paranoid
Was his next thought about how he's part of a conspiracy to ruin your life? Those darn doctors, they hurt more people then they help.
Funny question :)
Very funny
Soooo..I guess you've got that paranoid thing down...Good for you! You're halfway there!
why not get a second opinion
Doctors always judge us.
Its not being paranoid if everyone really is out to get you.
Which one of you did he tell this to?
if he tells you to take meds make sure you take them all or you will kill someone and I believe if he did he would have told you this is a serious condition most killers in America are skitzos
how you know,,,,,,,,,,
Stay away from me.
if you can tell what he was thinking, you have a talent Hollywood needs
Ok, so was it you or the other you who thought that?
Well, if you really can hear what people think without them saying it, there could be a problem. I suggest you also consult a different doctor assuming the doctor you were talking about was a general physician.
don't take the mess i live with one!
Good, go commit yourself.
Tell him you wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't following you all the time.
maybe he wasn't thinking it about you.. it was about that other guy you brought in with you.. the one that keeps telling you what they are saying about you behind your back.
(love the "dead mans shoes" icon by the way. very apt)
Funny. I had a brother in law that really had it bad. He lives a worthless doped up life. It's not funny. And his worthless Mom draws a check off of him. Other wise she'd send him to a home. Its a terrible thing.
ha ha - The paranoid bit I agree with - after all you understand that the doctor is out to get you - even if he did not say he thoughts out loud, but how did you know that he knew that you knew that you were schizo as well?
Hey man!
Can you tell what we're thinking as we type this? (we use the same fingers you know).
Our psychiatrist thinks he's a schizophrenic too.
Oh! And is your, other you left, or right handed?
well dont brag about it, your NUTS just face it.
No. He probably was thinking 'this guy is swinging the lead'.
He told me that too. I'm sure he did. or did he tell you that?
At least you're never alone being Skitzo
this is the voice inside your head - you are imagining you are reading this. none of this is happening. what's that behind you?
well good 4 u!
maybe he really is out to get you. one of you shold distract him while the other sneaks up behind him and knocks him out, then tie him up and interrogate him. find out who hes working for and why hes after you (and whether its just the one of u he wants or both?)
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