Who would like to push me off a tall building?
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I think you need help-and quick!
I don't know you well enough to murder you
Of Course Not!
nope
only if you promise me you that you cannot fly!
but really. I wouldn't, sorry
There's better, cheaper, easier ways to fly. Did you know that?
sorry not me
nope
Why? I mean, if you want me to..
what did you do?
I know that flying is a touchy subject right now but I still think its safer than your way !
.how much are we talking?.remember, the police cant take answers from a dead person.unless, yea, you could leave a suicide note.but the bottom line is..how much?
Ummmmm.how far up?
I'd rather stand at the bottom and watch you land! Just kidding, hope your not serious!
Can't I just throw you down the stairs as it would prove more pleasure viewing!!
if you're superman and have had flight lessons, or hand glyder lessons and know what you're doing, I might do that as I'd like to see how far you could fly on your own. Maybe you could be an inventor.
You don't really want anyone to do that do you? There is always a better option than that..when one door closes another opens and all, keep your chin up, it will get better!
How are your parachute-packing skills? Thought not, so no thanks
Even if I did wanted to do it, I wouldn't because I don't want to get into trouble.
I will be happy to do that when you are strapped into the hang glider.
Not meI.
I would if we were on the 1st floor. Jumping from a tall building doesn't say anything about being on the top of the building. Who would be willing to push you off the top AND clean up the mess you'll make if you hit the ground?
Not without a parachute ducky unless you want to hear "Freefalling" as you go!
I don't know you enough so not yet.
Please contact the emergency Psychiatric Unit, call any hospital and they wil put you through - they have a 24-hour service, take self-referrals and will look after you.. That is one service that the NHS can be proud of.
Please do it for my brother..
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