Would you fight a panda ?
Fight until death ! The ultimate prize being bamboo (his dinner). No weapons allowed.
Answers:
Yeah-- I'd have a go but I think I would end up being dinner!
No way, they're probably really vicious! It's not worth it for a manky old bit of bamboo!
hells no man I have only one chance to live
No, I dont like bamboo, he can have it
no they have claws and sharp teeth and they are also endangered so if i won i would have to battle agaist animal rights people and i dont want that stress.
I would kick that panda's @$$!
No, I'm not gonna let it rip me open and eat my guts!!
Sure as hell not a new mom with cubs.
No, I would just call it bad names and make it cry. And it can keep its mangy bamboo, probably give me gut ache.
No way.. I think they are secretly tough mother-hubbards (underneath all that fluffyness & cuteness)
WHY:would you fight a panda
No weapons allowed! Then Any large Animal would win a fight with us 'SOFTIES' and can we eat bamboo! Not worth fighting for IS IT?
NO, that would be against the law
I thought pandas ate petrol, mine does.
sorry i thought you meant the car, although bamboo might be cheaper!
No...but I do drive one!
And if it's the animal that you are talking about: I'd give it two black-eyes if it started on with me!
I couldn't bear it
The poor thing already has 2 black eyes, I think he's done enough fighting already
my friend a copper well he was,nt really my friend cause he was a copper he was more like my paymaster .he used to pay me for grassing .And one day I saw this Chap nicking Bamboo shoots from the local Garden Centre So I got on the Blower told the Copper what I had just seen So the copper came over to the Garden Centre in his Pander car and arrested This bamboo knicker .This coppers name was yes you've got it PC Pander.Pc pander took the nicker down to the Nick .When he asked this nicker his Name it was Ifite Pander He was from Asia. He told Pc Pander that He was going to fight the pander in the local zoo. For the nicked bamboo shoots.Has he recognised it was a pander that he had lost to has a kid.When he lived in Asia Mongolia and it had won him.So this Knicker Ifite pander .was told that he was not allowed to fight And to be cruel to this Pander And must Let it Winn the Fight .other wise the animal rights people led by another Mr Pander would execute him So the Ifite the Aisian Mongolian .Went to face this Pander Supervised By Pc Pander .And the pander would not fight.Cause it had gone off eating bamboo. And it had just ate a person from off the yahoo web Answer site. My name is Porky Pander .and The knicker nicked off the PC PANDER drove off in his pander And the Pander Died the next day of Indigestion
No, I'd just hand it over gracefully
No way! They're just too darn adorable . . .
How does this relate to psychology?
I thought you were referring to the "Fight for the panda campaign" a silly idea to return the police panda cars to our roads. Remember them ? Little Ford Anglia's` painted `duck-egg`blue with a vertical white central stripe and the little blue flashing light on the roof.They replaced the area policeman on his pedal cycle, in the sixties, and there was public outcry, because the police spent their time sitting in their pandas instead of chasing criminals.It was supposed to be community police-ing at its` best,but did not always work out that way.Also I think that these policemen did eat bamboo. You can buy baby bamboo shoots in tins, actually they are quite tasty.
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Answers:
Yeah-- I'd have a go but I think I would end up being dinner!
No way, they're probably really vicious! It's not worth it for a manky old bit of bamboo!
hells no man I have only one chance to live
No, I dont like bamboo, he can have it
no they have claws and sharp teeth and they are also endangered so if i won i would have to battle agaist animal rights people and i dont want that stress.
I would kick that panda's @$$!
No, I'm not gonna let it rip me open and eat my guts!!
Sure as hell not a new mom with cubs.
No, I would just call it bad names and make it cry. And it can keep its mangy bamboo, probably give me gut ache.
No way.. I think they are secretly tough mother-hubbards (underneath all that fluffyness & cuteness)
WHY:would you fight a panda
No weapons allowed! Then Any large Animal would win a fight with us 'SOFTIES' and can we eat bamboo! Not worth fighting for IS IT?
NO, that would be against the law
I thought pandas ate petrol, mine does.
sorry i thought you meant the car, although bamboo might be cheaper!
No...but I do drive one!
And if it's the animal that you are talking about: I'd give it two black-eyes if it started on with me!
I couldn't bear it
The poor thing already has 2 black eyes, I think he's done enough fighting already
my friend a copper well he was,nt really my friend cause he was a copper he was more like my paymaster .he used to pay me for grassing .And one day I saw this Chap nicking Bamboo shoots from the local Garden Centre So I got on the Blower told the Copper what I had just seen So the copper came over to the Garden Centre in his Pander car and arrested This bamboo knicker .This coppers name was yes you've got it PC Pander.Pc pander took the nicker down to the Nick .When he asked this nicker his Name it was Ifite Pander He was from Asia. He told Pc Pander that He was going to fight the pander in the local zoo. For the nicked bamboo shoots.Has he recognised it was a pander that he had lost to has a kid.When he lived in Asia Mongolia and it had won him.So this Knicker Ifite pander .was told that he was not allowed to fight And to be cruel to this Pander And must Let it Winn the Fight .other wise the animal rights people led by another Mr Pander would execute him So the Ifite the Aisian Mongolian .Went to face this Pander Supervised By Pc Pander .And the pander would not fight.Cause it had gone off eating bamboo. And it had just ate a person from off the yahoo web Answer site. My name is Porky Pander .and The knicker nicked off the PC PANDER drove off in his pander And the Pander Died the next day of Indigestion
No, I'd just hand it over gracefully
No way! They're just too darn adorable . . .
How does this relate to psychology?
I thought you were referring to the "Fight for the panda campaign" a silly idea to return the police panda cars to our roads. Remember them ? Little Ford Anglia's` painted `duck-egg`blue with a vertical white central stripe and the little blue flashing light on the roof.They replaced the area policeman on his pedal cycle, in the sixties, and there was public outcry, because the police spent their time sitting in their pandas instead of chasing criminals.It was supposed to be community police-ing at its` best,but did not always work out that way.Also I think that these policemen did eat bamboo. You can buy baby bamboo shoots in tins, actually they are quite tasty.
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