Can you help me motivate my lazy ars*?

..and go downstairs to get the post?
Our office junior is off this week so I said I'd collect the post every day but I just cant be bothered, Im on the 5th floor, post room is on the second.
Help me motivate my lazy ars*, I wouldnt mind but I have a half day today so Im only here til 12:30 anyway

Answers:
It,s good excersise and you know it, so off your butt and collect the post.
get off yr **** and get the post think of the calories you will burn
stay put. it ain't your job let the other lazy sods get their own fecking post.
Well if you are a Geordie girl why are you lazy don't let us down Hun Geordie's are renowned hard workers
Promise yourself a treat once you do- for walking down 3 floors/ up 3 floors I'd say that's worth a cup of hot chocolate. Strike yourself a deal!
Think how great your legs are going to look after a week on those stairs. Definitely helps when you are on the pull on a Saturday night!
By the time you walk down stairs and come back and read your answers it will be the beginning of your half day. Think of all the things you are going to do today as you walk down and up the stairs. Enjoy the day
and when u come back.. report me! :)
tell yourself theres a big fat check in the post for you.

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