How "could" i become a chav if i wanted to!!!!?
me and my mate, we really hate chav's so much.
so how could we become chavs - bear in mind that we both dress smartly, wear black shoes, and we're both highly educated people?
is it possible that we could learn to be a chav?
Answers:
your GP won't just hand you the virus, you need to surround yourself with chavs, then you 'll be sure to catch chavitus quite quickly.
The side effects would of course be the primintive speech and slack dress sense then the disrespect for others would kick in two weeks after infection.
good luck with your experiment
Wear burberry! Have loads of gold chains! Hang around in groups near shops intimidating people!
by asking the question you are one.
Visit the following website and visit the usual haunts..
Maybe you are a chav at heart!
lots of gold lol and walking round like the world owes you sum thing oh yeah must have attitude lol
Most definatley its not an art form. but you'll have to lose all diginity! Are you prepared for that?
tuck your socks into your trousers and you're halfway there.
First off you need a lobotomy. Unfortunately that only removes brain power, so you will also need a chimp DNA infusion to be able to adopt the necessary social skills. Then you need to visit one of these online guides, depending on whether you're male or female - I figure you may want to share this skill with female friends?
www.ilovespecialbrew.com
www.ilovewhitelightning.com
baseball cap and a strut normally classifies a chav for me. i play a game called chav spotting!
Wear Burberry, baseball caps, and tracksuits - and tuck them into your trainers. Plus, hang around bus stations and listen to 'chipmunk dance' on your mobile - to the annoyance of everyone around you. Also, don't give a sh*t what anyone else thinks of you.
sit at bus stops in small towns and smoke fags and you'll be at the nerve centre of chav culture.
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How many people..?
so how could we become chavs - bear in mind that we both dress smartly, wear black shoes, and we're both highly educated people?
is it possible that we could learn to be a chav?
Answers:
your GP won't just hand you the virus, you need to surround yourself with chavs, then you 'll be sure to catch chavitus quite quickly.
The side effects would of course be the primintive speech and slack dress sense then the disrespect for others would kick in two weeks after infection.
good luck with your experiment
Wear burberry! Have loads of gold chains! Hang around in groups near shops intimidating people!
by asking the question you are one.
Visit the following website and visit the usual haunts..
Maybe you are a chav at heart!
lots of gold lol and walking round like the world owes you sum thing oh yeah must have attitude lol
Most definatley its not an art form. but you'll have to lose all diginity! Are you prepared for that?
tuck your socks into your trousers and you're halfway there.
First off you need a lobotomy. Unfortunately that only removes brain power, so you will also need a chimp DNA infusion to be able to adopt the necessary social skills. Then you need to visit one of these online guides, depending on whether you're male or female - I figure you may want to share this skill with female friends?
www.ilovespecialbrew.com
www.ilovewhitelightning.com
baseball cap and a strut normally classifies a chav for me. i play a game called chav spotting!
Wear Burberry, baseball caps, and tracksuits - and tuck them into your trainers. Plus, hang around bus stations and listen to 'chipmunk dance' on your mobile - to the annoyance of everyone around you. Also, don't give a sh*t what anyone else thinks of you.
sit at bus stops in small towns and smoke fags and you'll be at the nerve centre of chav culture.
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